Funny tweets !

Trying to Make you laugh!

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so disappointing when you defend someone for so long thinking they’re different and they turn out to be just like what everyone said

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i'm an asshole with good intentions.

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i can't sleep unless my room is as cold as my heart

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Don't let your past define your future. It is what you make it, so try not to fuck it up too badly.

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Good Luck Raptors ! @Raptors

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Too busy dealing with everyone else's problems and mistakes that sometimes I forget I'm a human too and have my own problems. #Christmas

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You have so little to complain about and so much to be grateful for. Stop stressing and start counting your blessings. #FOURHANGOUT

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Every guy wants a good girl who will be bad just for him.

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retweet my tweets and let me reach more people !

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Don't bro me if ya don't know me

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I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH

WITH MY OWN MOUTH

softly

because i like you

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If I had a twin that was like 2 mins younger than me I would always say 'when I was your age' and proceed to tell the what I did 2 mins ago

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I have no problem with cutting people off... Less bull shit for me to deal with.

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They say money can't buy happiness, but I have a receipt from the liquor store saying otherwise...

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@SellUrAccount add my on Skype : daher-michel Toronto , Canada

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If I look like I care...look again

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I checked my calendar, and I won't give a fuck tomorrow either

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The drunker I get, the more dance moves I know

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Q.What do you call 3 blondes in a frying pan?

A. Over easy.

RT if you get it

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Females bleed for 5-7 days once a month and still be alive ?? that's some zombie ass illuminati ass shit?? CAN'T TRUST THESE BITCHES MAN