MR.JODY

somewhere with my dick in somebody girl mouf

[MR.JODY @MrDumb_Dick]

#WATA
#CHUDAİ

[MR.JODY @MrDumb_Dick]

Life get hard I laugh ion take shit serious

[MR.JODY @MrDumb_Dick]

I don’t need everybody to understand me. I’m not a public service announcement.

[MR.JODY @MrDumb_Dick]

I stopped arguing with people who treat logic like a personal attack.

[MR.JODY @MrDumb_Dick]

I learned more from being disappointed than from being comfortable.

[MR.JODY @MrDumb_Dick]

Melo ass be cooking ngl

[q 🗽🏆 @qgnarc]

theyre finally seeing it. this is who he’s always been

[MR.JODY @MrDumb_Dick]

Yea I be trying my lil shit bitter tho

[Unique Sullivan 🌸 @_CuppCakess_]

fathers , do y’all check on your kids everyday ?

[MR.JODY @MrDumb_Dick]

I need to know why the remote is always missing when the TV is right there.

[MR.JODY @MrDumb_Dick]

I wonder if mosquitoes think we’re the ones being disrespectful.

[MR.JODY @MrDumb_Dick]

My heart isn’t closed. It’s just no longer accepting walk-ins.

[MR.JODY @MrDumb_Dick]

Some people want to be chased because walking toward you would require effort.

[MR.JODY @MrDumb_Dick]

I don’t mind compromise. I mind being the only one compromising.

[MR.JODY @MrDumb_Dick]

I like my women independent. Especially when they independently decide to leave me alone.

[MR.JODY @MrDumb_Dick]

I need somebody who can match my freak and split the groceries hello

[MR.JODY @MrDumb_Dick]

I wonder if karma ever gets tired of repeating itself.

[MR.JODY @MrDumb_Dick]

Ain got nun in so long I forgot how to moan may just throw my hands in the air and say Me Hoy Minoy!

[MR.JODY @MrDumb_Dick]

The neighborhood detective doesn’t have a badge, just a porch.

[MR.JODY @MrDumb_Dick]

If life is a game, who keeps changing the difficulty?

[MR.JODY @MrDumb_Dick]

Why do bills arrive faster than good news?

[MR.JODY @MrDumb_Dick]

I wonder if ants think we’re giants or just bad landlords.

[MR.JODY @MrDumb_Dick]

My guardian angel probably got a group chat about me.