Edward John

I’ve never smeared peanut butter over a donkey’s face. I can juggle while lying down. About me: Contact me: [email protected]

[Edward John @mredwardjohn]

I own the world’s bounciest trampoline

[Edward John @mredwardjohn]

@Elnenedelsoccer @yutozxx No, that begins with A.

[Edward John @mredwardjohn]

@Smillew_Rahcuef I brush my feet with my ears.

[Edward John @mredwardjohn]

@Smillew_Rahcuef You can't argue with facts. Well, you can try, but you will lose.

[Edward John @mredwardjohn]

@Nicolascole77 Yeah, but will it be a good book that people enjoy reading? What about editing, rewriting, and taking on board an editor's constructive criticism?

[Edward John @mredwardjohn]

@JamesEsses @Keir_Starmer It's bizarre that in 2025, the leader of a country needs a high court to teach him basic biology.

[Edward John @mredwardjohn]

What if Heaven is Only Full of Atheists? https://t.co/h8d7aOnqf7 #God #atheism #atheist #religion #belief

[Edward John @mredwardjohn]

Stop Wasting Time on Facebook in 2 Simple Steps https://t.co/dEkwNjwiqF

[Edward John @mredwardjohn]

The Elephant in the Room. Why the hell is there an elephant in a room? #medium https://t.co/RTuQrlf56R

[Edward John @mredwardjohn]

Would You Go to an Amusement Park and Not Go On the Rides? https://t.co/RZfOJxVSH9

[Edward John @mredwardjohn]

@Anotherlogan Helping to train AI. A lot of this involves trying to train it to not say bad things, which involves trying to get bad things out of it. It can be a lot of fun.

[Edward John @mredwardjohn]

@Anotherlogan The highest earning month I ever had at Medium was about $400, writing full-time. The work I'm now doing earns me about $4,000 per month.

[Edward John @mredwardjohn]

@Anotherlogan But be careful giving candy to kids. People might think you're a pedophile.

[Edward John @mredwardjohn]

@nikkiboy180 @reduxx Nobody should beat up anyone. That's even simpler.

[Edward John @mredwardjohn]

All the Most Offensive Things You Don’t Dare Think About https://t.co/LceOuOcLuA
#AI #ArtificialIntelligence

[Edward John @mredwardjohn]

@HelenWebberley It's not inclusive, though, is it? It's offensive to women to refer to a fundamental part of their anatomy as a "bonus hole". That's not inclusivity or the natural evolution of language. It's suddenly renaming something to suit a small minority.

[Edward John @mredwardjohn]

My 11.5-Step Plan to Becoming the Best Version of Yourself You Didn’t Know You Weren’t https://t.co/vvweiDGQwo

[Edward John @mredwardjohn]

@juicemaster @GretaThunberg Technically, that tweet wasn't saying we would die in the next five years, just that we needed to stop using fossil fuels in the next five years.

[Edward John @mredwardjohn]

@juicemaster If gender is what you identify as, and someone identifies as being a particular gender, what exactly are they even identifying as? They are identifying as someone who identifies as someone who identifies as someone who identifies...and on and on.

[Edward John @mredwardjohn]

@juicemaster It's the new religion. Imagine if that teacher had said, "There is only one God, the Christian God," and the children said they didn't agree. Logically, it's exactly the same. "Here is the opinion you are allowed to have."

[Edward John @mredwardjohn]

@Smillew_Rahcuef Your face is a venn diagram.