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your call, tbh

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**Seabiscuit board meeting**

Chairman: “in order for this film to get the green light we need a unanimous Yay or Neigh”

Board Members: “Yay”

Seabiscuit: *stomps hoove* “Neigh”

Chairman: “Denise, cancel my lunch meeting”

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@cambron_rich

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Throwback to when I lost Homecoming Court and thought the system was rigged so I threw a fit and paid strangers to go to violently protest at my high school when I had clearly lost

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Do not Google until you’ve voted. What Age range is Tom Cruise?

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Y’all remember those five years where every @McDonalds play place had a domed video game console with only McDonald’s games?

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Can’t wait for Twenty-TwentyOne...ta-Fanta-don’t you want a wanta Fanta?

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@electrolemon I like to picture myself drunk beyond belief trying to suggest Tim and Eric and it works

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2018 PG13 Scooby Doo Remake:

“You found me out, I am the masked Royal Ten In Bum. I woulda gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for Wes and her Son!”

[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

I (12m) saw Mommy (42f) kissing Santa Claus (1750m)

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Has anyone ever had a white hibachi chef?

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Pour one out to everyone who I graduated with ten years ago who asked for essential oils from a high school friend

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On my 7hr drive back from South Carolina today I took a poopoo peepee break at a Pilot gas station in Georgia. I had explosive butt vomit while the guy in the stall to my right was on the phone with his gf about steeling fragrances for each other. #livingwithibs

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If I’m riding shotgun in your car and you call every other driver “cutting you off” an asshole while you’re tailgating them going 90 in a school zone on a ten minute commute, you might be the common denominator.

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@andrewschulz Saves America is the most refreshing comedic news I have seen. Ever. Quick as hell and the first rational voice on Netflix without taking sides. I found solace in four episodes

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@uhhmmily I can smell this picture

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@brennamckamey and my casual Saturday convos

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Unfortunately my character trope is Chris Griffin (the artist formerly by the name of) the son from Family Guy

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The first time I ever made out was six years ago in front of a raccoon

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I’ve only bought name brand for things I’ve seen and researched on How It’s Made.