Martin Renemans

[Martin Renemans @mrenemans]

@lauracarleyy Finally joining me in the lighter side 🙌🏼

[Martin Renemans @mrenemans]

@WilsonvSam Delete Account

[Martin Renemans @mrenemans]

@mitt776 Wait, what? Are you at Linder’s?

[Martin Renemans @mrenemans]

“I have 20 eyes closed strikeouts, 5 broken windshields, and 6 dead birds, I’m freaking awesome!!” Love yourself like Clark loves himself.

[Martin Renemans @mrenemans]

@mitt776 Tina is always there for the last words

[Martin Renemans @mrenemans]

What's the purpose of an ETA if it always changes ...

[Ohio State Football @OhioStateFB]

The Ohio State Buckeyes. That Tea❌ Up North.

The greatest rivalry in all of sport.

The next chapter of The Ga❌e is here.

#BeatTTUN https://t.co/jpuJwdZXDa

[Martin Renemans @mrenemans]

@mitt776 No, it means we're married..

[Martin Renemans @mrenemans]

@dana_hoop @mitt776 I would like our children to experience pancakes, pizza, and bread... so

[Martin Renemans @mrenemans]

@dana_hoop @mitt776 "My"?.... don't you mean "our"?....

[Martin Renemans @mrenemans]

@dana_hoop I'll be the one to make sure the parents don't cheat.

[Moran @jbone2097]

As a parent I'm gonna slip thunderstruck into my kid's bday party playlist to see which parents are cool and start chugging their Heinekens

[Martin Renemans @mrenemans]

@mitt776 I can't help but notice all the friends you contacted to answer yes. 🕵🏼 And my name isn't Marry.

[Martin Renemans @mrenemans]

I should have listened to Ms. Frizzle all those years ago

[Martin Renemans @mrenemans]

Batman is not a superhero. Just rich.

[Martin Renemans @mrenemans]

@mollymickley @reesedorsey3 Only if it's nesquik

[Molly Mayne @mollymickley]

@reesedorsey3 try ordering chocolate milk for dinner at age 23.
"Here's our cocktail menu ma'am,"
"yeah no thanks, you got chocolate milk?"

[Martin Renemans @mrenemans]

@lauracarleyy @OliviaAnn16 I'm feeling a road trip very soon then!

[Martin Renemans @mrenemans]

I need someone who is willing to spend five to six hours at a minimum with me at Harry Potter world... and not afraid to maybe stay longer

[Susan Bon @BonSusiBon]

I can't give you a surefire formula for success, but I can give you a formula for failure: Try to please everybody all the time.