mr.e

a somewhat humorous texan..
jokes, some poetry, and puns, in no particular order..

[mr.e @mresworth]

dang.. the fountain of youth, must be overflowing with cupcakes and marijuana...
https://t.co/HPiC2NZ2OO

[mr.e @mresworth]

https://t.co/VFVcWgHLpL
it's a fascinating thing that presidential candidates can't be trusted to determine when and when not to speak, especially under a format that literally tells you when to start and stop doing it...

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@getshattered nice..

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@TheRealDudja white chocolate milk..

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@_GSmokes @birth2497 nice..

[mr.e @mresworth]

that's a no bullshit beefed up ride..

https://t.co/vYRCKBUS5U

[esworth @mresworthy]

with such skill at hacky bass, she must be a master of hacky sack..

[esworth @mresworthy]

ah yes, to be one with your surroundings... camouflage comes in all shapes and sizes..

[esworth @mresworthy]

but why would you check underneath him first.?

[mr.e @mresworth]

@305CountryGirl a&w..

[esworth @mresworthy]

crash was so long, they almost had to cut to an applebee's commercial...

[esworth @mresworthy]

ha.. that duck's a real asshole, eh..?

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@TuttleNanabelle proper doggy style..

[esworth @mresworthy]

ha.. how butt-chugging delightful.. in case you're thirsty, here's a suppository..

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@TheRealDudja root beer and oatmeal cream pies..

[esworth @mresworthy]

who says you can't use a cat to surf for porn anymore..? well, the de-pussycat the pussy search act of '04, of course..

[esworth @mresworthy]

i like his style; i'm always on the lettuce, too...

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@TheRealDudja peanut butter..

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@deanda_min3 good game..

[esworth @mresworthy]

sure, under the water, he's just a fish, but over it, he's a mockingbird.. (mocking birds)