Benson Jutler

covert operation going 6 years under the radar and counting
LFC
He/Him

[Benson Jutler @mrevildwarf1]

I think I found the perfect video

[. @DanLFC1_]

Gini Wijnaldum vs Spurs 19/20.

A midfield general.

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

My toddler loves Monsters Inc. especially Mike Wazowski.

Yesterday I was in Walmart and came across this cool t-shirt.

I immediately bought it, put it on in the car, and rushed home to show my toddler.

I hunted her down as soon as I came through the door.

She was sitting on the couch watching Hogi and eating Goldfish crackers.

I said, ‘Libby check out my cool new shirt!’

I was beaming. I just knew she was gonna think my shirt was the coolest shit ever.

She looked at me, looked at my shirt, scoffed, and yelled, ‘GO AWAY!’

Listen.

I don’t think we talk enough about what huge pieces of shit toddlers are.

That’s literally my TV you are watching.
I paid for those Goldfish crackers.
That’s my fucking couch.

I bought this cool t-shirt ONLY because of you.

And this is your response you f#ggot piece of sh!t??

You are wearing a shirt with a turtle on it that says, ‘Turtley Adorable’ you fuck!ng idiot.

You are broke.
Homeless.
Have poor life skills.
You can’t even fucking speak English.

You are basically a Somali immigrant only brighter in complexion and with much less forehead mass.

I’ll wipe my ass with this shirt.

Fuck this shirt.

Bitch nigga.

Your mom is fat.

[Benson Jutler @mrevildwarf1]

Please John Henry, I'll even pay in myself

[Wilson Cox LFC @WilsonCoxLFC]

#LFC 🔴 🚨
Update: Liverpool are among a number of clubs monitoring Djed Spence’s situation at Tottenham this summer.

The versatile full-back has a valuation of over £40m, although Spurs remain keen to keep him, with discussions ongoing over his future.

Illia Zabaryni is a defender Liverpool continue to speak with as they look to strengthen defensively, Spence an option as a potential RB/LB versatile option.
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[Jack @FuneralDrinker]

Isn't clitoris the guy who flew too close to the sun and his wings fell off?

[Benson Jutler @mrevildwarf1]

*Thank you bro

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Oh look at me I’m Jude bellingham i’m one of the best players ever and i’m carrying England in the World Cup and i’m 6’1 and i speak 3 languages and i scored 2 goals against Norway in the World Cup. Fuck you bro

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

Instagram decided to roll out a new “Muse AI” feature, that lets users create AI images based on people’s Instagram photos.

Then they opted in EVERYONE with a public account

To opt out:
Click your profile picture
3 bars in the top right
scroll down to "Sharing and reuse"
Toggle off for both Posts and for Reels

[george @StokeyyG2]

Thomas Tuchel’s face when he thought Stones did something to his shoulder 🤣🤣🤣

What a squad 👏😅🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Benson Jutler @mrevildwarf1]

My actual goat, what can't this giant legend do

[george @StokeyyG2]

7’4 Basketballer Victor Wembanyama with an absolute beauty of a free kick…👏😮‍💨

[SK⚡️ @raptalksk]

happy world cup day

[The Footy Feed @TheFootyFeed]

Ian Wright is an absolute hero for saying how we all feel about this World Cup…

“I've just read that the Somalian referee has been denied entry. Every few hours it's another story, another story about fans denied, players denied, officials denied, journalists denied, now refs," Wright said.

"You know something I'm laughing but it's not funny, it's actually not funny and something has to be said.

"The expensive tickets, the most expensive tickets ever, expensive accommodation, transport through the roof. It has to be said.

"Is this how the hosts behave really for the greatest game, the greatest tournament in the world, is this how the hosts behave?

"Are we not hearing more? Are we seeing how Qatar got dragged, are we not hearing more? Is this the spirit of football, really?

"You know who I feel for? I feel for the American fans who are desperate for this, American soccer fans who are desperate for this, how embarrassed they must be. How embarrassing for them this must be.

"This is the World Cup, this is a World Cup of chaos. Whoever wins this World Cup is going to have to go through some serious chaos to get this done.

"I hope we can do it, but something has to be said now. This is the World Cup."

[🥤 @TheImmortalKop]

People don’t realise how much of a global superstar Salah is, my fucking GOAT man

[Malik 🎴 @AvatarKyber]

What a fucking start to a game man.

Palpatine turning The Jedi Temple into his palace was SUCH a killer idea. This is the best Coruscant has ever looked.

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

I have witnessed this club go from doubters to believers, and from believers to champions. It took hard work and I always did everything I could to help the club get there. Nothing makes me prouder than that.

Us crumbling to yet another defeat this season was very painful and not what our fans deserve. I want to see Liverpool go back to being the heavy metal attacking team that opponents fear and back to being a team that wins trophies. That is the football I know how to play and that is the identity that needs to be recovered and kept for good. It cannot be negotiable and everyone that joins this club should adapt to it.

Winning some games here and there is not what Liverpool should be about. All teams win games.

Liverpool will always be a club that means a great deal to me and to my family. I want to see it succeed for long after I have moved on.

As I’ve always said, qualifying to next season’s Champions League is the bare minimum and I will do everything I can to make that happen.

[Benson Jutler @mrevildwarf1]

Idk what magic the Safdie brothers use but I’m going to need them to choose Vince Vaughn for their next target because that brother has perfect Safdie Star potential🔜🙏

[Best Movie Moments 🍿 @BestMovieMom]

Robert Pattinson reportedly turned down studio offers worth tens of millions after Twilight to work with the Safdie brothers on Good Time (2017) for scale. The decision rerouted his entire career toward the auteur driven path he has followed since.

[Benson Jutler @mrevildwarf1]

He rules, do this over now please

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Zohran Mamdani has turned blocks in front of 50 NYC public schools into car-free ‘Soccer Streets’ where children can play in celebration of the upcoming World Cup.

[DxTCinema @DxTCinema]

OH. MY. GOD.

[Luke @LukeWhosTalking]

This is getting serious. We learned from Covid that too soft measures too late were no good. It's time for a full lockdown.

Also, null and void the football season. It's harsh on Arsenal, obviously, but sadly health and safety comes first.

[george @StokeyyG2]

Gianni Infantino is actually a criminal.

[Jah Talks Music @JahTalksMusic]

I need him to stick to this cause there’s damn near nothing I want more than to go to a 2014 Forest Hills Drive concert…

[George Carmi @georgecarmi]

THIS SHIT MEANS SOMETHING TO ME