Mrf 🍄

Ellenna Raye Ridge 💞✨ Emelia Harper Canyon 💛✨

[Mrf 🍄 @mrf___]

I swear the past few days have felt like a literal dream. I can’t believe I have a daughter who’s absolutely breathtakingly gorgeous and tiny. I feel like this is a high I never want to come down from 😭

[Mrf 🍄 @mrf___]

I just want to come back to twitter to say the most random fact about me is. I think about YNW Melly almost every day and I’m like damn let that BOY OUT ALREADY

[Mrf 🍄 @mrf___]

@hNasstyy Thank you baby 💚

[Mrf 🍄 @mrf___]

I got asked in a gas station how often I get my lips done.. ma’am these are mine I’m flattered you think I can afford lip injections 😭

[Mrf 🍄 @mrf___]

I got so much shit packed today! I’m proud on top of prepping for a hurricane

[Mrf 🍄 @mrf___]

@t_jordancook You got this!

[Mrf 🍄 @mrf___]

This is literally the school Lana goes too I hate it here

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Florida boy arrested, 'perp-walked' and thrown in jail after bragging about a "k*ll list" and showing off an arsenal of weapons.

Florida doesn't mess around.

"Every time we make an arrest, your kid’s photo is going to be put out there… We’re gonna come and get you. We’re going to put you out for public embarrassment," said Volusia County Sheriff Mike Chitwood.

11-year-old Carlo "Kingston" Dorelli showed his arsenal to classmates and threatened violence.

Dorelli was charged with a felony for the written threat of a mass sh**ting.

The sheriff also published a video of the boy being led into the jailhouse with handcuffs on.

"For the little b*stards out there who think this is funny, ha ha ha, you want to get on social media: You ain’t that smart… You’re getting caught."

[Mrf 🍄 @mrf___]

One thing about me is I’m faithful. To be accused at this point is a god damn joke.

[Mrf 🍄 @mrf___]

Send me good vibes I’m about to put in my first job application for a job back home 💙💛

[Mrf 🍄 @mrf___]

@Lalawhitlock_ Absolutely unacceptable!! I’d be making a phone call.

[Mrf 🍄 @mrf___]

Not one human can piss me off more than both my children’s fathers

[Mrf 🍄 @mrf___]

Working 4 12’s back to back is worse than working 16 hours as a bartender at Ace in the peak of summer.

[Mrf 🍄 @mrf___]

I have a four day stretch of working this week. FUCK.

[Mrf 🍄 @mrf___]

I left my ID and Ellennas birth certificate at my sisters house and didn’t realize it till I’m AT the airport. So I’m sorry to the TSA agent who had to deal with me ugly crying because I thought I was going to miss my flight and not make it home to Emelia.

[Mrf 🍄 @mrf___]

So my sister and I are getting Funk tattooed on us and this bitch looks at me and says “Maybe we can get the artist to make the n look like a c at a different angle so it says fuck instead” and right there I realized why she is my literal best friend 😂

[Mrf 🍄 @mrf___]

@smpeerce YES!! I said the same shit earlier

[Mrf 🍄 @mrf___]

At this point I hope they do ban TikTok because the past two nights is only been sad ass shit and I’ve sat in the bathtub and cried. BULLSHIT

[Mrf 🍄 @mrf___]

@MadsElder Dude this is how I feel 😂

[Mrf 🍄 @mrf___]

Personally as a mother I think this is the the best answer. It’s the little things you miss the simple things. I wouldn’t trade my kids for the world but his response is VALID asf 😂

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

not wanting to have kids is fine. but not wanting to have kids so you can lay in bed and smoke weed is lame. dude is 41