MrFiveShirts

The owner of but five shirts. Memes, #DnD, Gaming™️. Opinion is my own and not endorsed by any sponsors or women I’m banging. Hubby of @DolliDaily 💜

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@SoldOfficial It’s not homophobia to hate the French, it’s just correct.

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@NakaiCanon He had me in the first half, thinking it was talking about how government employees get around 45 days off a year, but then he said “businesses” closed… nah dude. The only people who complain about a business being closed on a holiday are Karen’s or out of touch.

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@drawligator People on twitter are typically functionally retarded. They can’t be normal about anything

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@PicturesFoIder Fairly certain ignoring distress calls is illegal in both American and international waters.

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@ChristinaTasty Honestly, nothing more than WOTC deserves.

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@Pirat_Nation This outrage is ridiculous. The Halo novels showed that not all of the UNSC liked or respected Spartans for various reasons. In fact, the commander of Alpha Base even told Chief directly that he did not like him and called Spartans a failure.

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@Jacksonsrule “When they literally could” is incredibly naive. The continent of Africa has been given over a trillion dollars in various forms of aid since 2000. Throwing money at most problems does not fix them - throwing money at problems is the governments specialty.

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@MachDominus Calling it based is weird, but calling it grimdark pilled seems accurate. That’s the kind of thing you’d expect to hear from a grimdark setting

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@Jinsakuu @Wario64 @richlai818 What are you talking about? Sports games and COD are available on steam. And, if it’s anything like the steam deck, you can easily play Fortnite or any other children’s games you want on it.

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@sebleclando1645 @RealPostFolder Post says they’ve only been dating 9 months

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@OliLondonTV Not only is this blatant copyright infringement, but the “community being represented” is not children. These toys, which are really just art pieces, are $55 for some of the Mario plushies, but the Woody doll is over $200. These are clearly not for children.

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@yowaimomo_ Am I having a stroke? Are you arguing with yourself in the comments of a quote tweet of your own tweet

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@discord What kind of data do you already have on us that will allow you to so accurately guess our age?

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@MusicPills10 I don’t think saying that the band “never existed” is really accurate… it’s like saying an author that is a pseudonym got a writer is an author that doesn’t actually exist. people made this music

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@ToonHive I know nothing about this show but why does fhe alphabet mafia have media awards?

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@Maffi1996 I haven’t played halo 5 or Infinite so I can’t speak to them, but Halo 4 being above a C rating is fucking diabolical. IMO CE is S tier, 2 and 3 are A, Reach is B, and 4 is D

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@tetsuoai @elonmusk That was a lot of detail for it to not include everything.

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@JosephPolitano This is either disingenuous or you’re just ignorant. Lump of Labor specifically relates to causing unemployment. The current concern, and the one raised by the meme is about increased, low quality labor that is willing to earn lower wages, driving overall wages down.

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@9mmsmg The Haka is honestly a really cool tradition. The problem with it in recent years, though, is it keeps being used in situations that it doesn’t really fit. Just because you’re brown and have tribal tattoos doesn’t mean you should get to disrupt your government on a whim.

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@DreamLeaf5 No, it’s not. The source that was provided speaks to this, is specifically about voluntary talk therapy. I don’t agree with conversion therapy of any kind, but this “No Lie” guy is lying about what his own source said.