Alfie From Abington

Never sweat the petty. Please don't pet the sweaty

[Alfie From Abington @mrfizzesq]

Gonna let this one marinate...

[NFL Data Analyst | Harrison P. Kent IV @harrisonpkent]

@Lions #Lions fans, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but my algorithms predict for 2024 an inverse of your prior year regular season record. Yes, you read that correctly. My algorithms indicate that Detroit will finish the 2024 season with a record of 5-12 (99.13% certainty).

[Alfie From Abington @mrfizzesq]

@StonerPhillyFan

[Alfie From Abington @mrfizzesq]

@prmade313raised Back when Kale was decor on the salad buffet

[Alfie From Abington @mrfizzesq]

@TyJohnsonNews MD 20/20 strawberry banana... never hated myself so much for being bold to finish the bottle

[Alfie From Abington @mrfizzesq]

@BenchwarmerBran You poor bastard...

[Alfie From Abington @mrfizzesq]

@prmade313raised Good eatins, water drinking, gym grindin!!!

[Alfie From Abington @mrfizzesq]

@she_essh Duh!

[Alfie From Abington @mrfizzesq]

Never in my mind would I think I'd start loathing the word 'club', yet here I am

[Alfie From Abington @mrfizzesq]

@jasonmyrt You gotta be creamin in your drawers... this is insane

[Alfie From Abington @mrfizzesq]

@Brodes81 Easy there white chocolate

[Baseball @mlbelites_]

Imagine going to the ballpark thinking you're gonna see Randy Johnson vs Greg Maddux and seeing Max Scherzer vs Clayton Kershaw instead

[Alfie From Abington @mrfizzesq]

@MissBNasty Today years old

[Alfie From Abington @mrfizzesq]

@JonMarksMedia @Sean_Brace @RayDunne975 pulled up on the team today. And got to chat with @JohnKincade 🎶Today was a good day🎶

[Alfie From Abington @mrfizzesq]

@JonMarksMedia @Sean_Brace I used the SNL classic of Junk in the Box

[Alfie From Abington @mrfizzesq]

@jasonmyrt @asalciunas975 Kick ass Myrt!

[Alfie From Abington @mrfizzesq]

@prmade313raised Regular Show with cream of wheat and toast

[Alfie From Abington @mrfizzesq]

@prmade313raised Already at the bank. Just let her go into the safe and take whatever she wants.

[Alfie From Abington @mrfizzesq]

@jasonmyrt I hate all of this for you. Since the new of your diagnosis. But you continue to kick ass and be a badass. Keep muckin & grindin

[Alfie From Abington @mrfizzesq]

Taking easy today, decided to make this the first time seeing my guys on YouTube. have a dope show! @JonMarksMedia @Sean_Brace @RayDunne975

[Alfie From Abington @mrfizzesq]

@ConnorThomas975 Now I know what Ben Simmons was thinking