Mr, Gay Sock-Puppet

Hello, I'm Mr. Gay Sock-Puppet. I love Cats, Cher, Dryer lint, ice cream, fun & GAY MEN!!!

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Happy Birthday to Augustus!
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A: he eats with it.

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it's definitely and green underwear day!

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It's a boy!!! Mr. Gay Sock Puppet became the proud papa of a sweet baby kitty cat over the weekend!!!

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and then there's Maude

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Mr. Gay Sock Puppet got an email today. Told he "aroused" a man. The socks got it goin' on.

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The night the night....@MrGaySockPuppet...Endures the night.

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Mr. Gay Sock-Puppet, Spreading the love...