geoff

Cartographer for the lost generation.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Lost all my savings. Not to a scam or anything, literally lost them. Been withdrawing cash for years and stashing in a safe place. Got drunk recently and moved it - no idea where to. £11kish in the house I can't find and I'm about to exchange. Fuck.

[geoff @mrgeoffking]

And Foster's is Australian for beer #iykyk

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Now #1 in Australia!

[geoff @mrgeoffking]

@skysportsboxing Interesting first bout in Saudi. Jesus v Mohammed.

[geoff @mrgeoffking]

@fesshole ⁰o

[geoff @mrgeoffking]

A little bit drunk at Heathrow and can't stop thinking and getting angry about why yellow is not called lemon. On both flavour and versatility, it deserves that respect so much more than orange.

[geoff @mrgeoffking]

The happiest place on earth

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

The continents can be arranged to look like a chicken

[geoff @mrgeoffking]

@hondacrvthe3rd Rules me out, I am a Gemini. I am ambivalent on this outcome.

[geoff @mrgeoffking]

@itsmegangraves Thank you for your service.

[geoff @mrgeoffking]

Can we call it Clogs v Frogs? #NEDFRA may the best Ogs win.

[geoff @mrgeoffking]

Such a sad day. The main picture was my home for three years. No better place in the world for sundowners than on that balcony watching the Nile float by. Amazing place to have lived. BBC News - Outcry in Egypt as iconic Nile houseboats are destroyed
https://t.co/Jl85htgupR

[geoff @mrgeoffking]

LIFE CHANGING PERSONAL NOTE: Have decided to age in Celcius rather than Fahrenheit - thanks a lot climate change - so for my next birthday I will be 8.9 degrees years old. Gift accordingly... or burn.

[geoff @mrgeoffking]

I'd like to report a murder...

[Luke Bailey @imbadatlife]

Netflix: £83.88 / year
The Times: £311.88 / year

[geoff @mrgeoffking]

@hondacrvthe3rd @bankflack is dead to me. Synergy restored.

[geoff @mrgeoffking]

@hondacrvthe3rd I support this notion. Everyone back to what they were doing. And please don't wake me again.

[Robbie Meredith @robbeorn]

I have found this frankly wonderful archive of a Northern Ireland primary #school disco in the 1960s while working on a report and it might be the best thing I’ve ever seen.

[geoff @mrgeoffking]

Not sure how Jesus made the City starting XI. I was of the impreasion he would not be available until tomorrow. #MCILIV