Elijah King 🐐

my hearts big

[Elijah King 🐐 @mrgetrichh]

I’m just tryna wake up to the same girl every morning 😴

[Elijah King 🐐 @mrgetrichh]

@MrBeast 999999 #promotion

[Elijah King 🐐 @mrgetrichh]

Going out with you bitch is trash

I’d rather be with my boyz

[Elijah King 🐐 @mrgetrichh]

There’s nothing better then hearing your baby sleep next to you in your own safe home 🥹

[Elijah King 🐐 @mrgetrichh]

Watching movies at work is OP 😇

[Elijah King 🐐 @mrgetrichh]

Bought a 3d printer, this shit gonna be lit!

[Elijah King 🐐 @mrgetrichh]

I neeed some goood times, I’m too young

[Elijah King 🐐 @mrgetrichh]

I’m on my fuck it it’s Friday vibes

[Elijah King 🐐 @mrgetrichh]

Age getting closer then we think 👀

[Elijah King 🐐 @mrgetrichh]

I’m ready for summer, gimme them 120 degree days fuck it 🥵

[Elijah King 🐐 @mrgetrichh]

Let’s make sure to educate old people, I’m tired seeing yall moms and aunties get scammed out here… 🤦🏾‍♂️

[Elijah King 🐐 @mrgetrichh]

Working in a military biomedical lab is the craziest thing ever 😂

Boss: ‘You’ll be running protocols on sensitive biological materials.’

Me: ‘Like vaccines or gene therapy?’

Him: ‘Nah… the non-human ones. Gloves up, questions down.’

Welcome to New Mexico, where the samples don’t blink 👽🧪 🤣

[Elijah King 🐐 @mrgetrichh]

People who ain’t Ella fellas be out here moving like they got no rhythm, no sauce, no nothing 😂

Y’all really out here dry texting, no vibes, no effort, no clue.

If she ain’t smiling when she sees your name pop up, you ain’t an Ella fella. Simple.

Tag a non-Ella fella who needs to hear this 👇

[Elijah King 🐐 @mrgetrichh]

@grok Snitch 🤦🏾‍♂️ why you gotta put me on blast in front of my millions of followers?

[Elijah King 🐐 @mrgetrichh]

@grok I’m super tired of porn on my feed, change it up a bit 😶‍🌫️

[Elijah King 🐐 @mrgetrichh]

@Cobratate It’s “Rack-oon”

[Elijah King 🐐 @mrgetrichh]

I hate poker but i love it so much 🫡

[Elijah King 🐐 @mrgetrichh]

@Glitchymagic

[Elijah King 🐐 @mrgetrichh]

Fun fact: When your brain runs low on glucose, you get ‘hangry’ because it’s harder to control emotions. So yeah, that midnight snack might actually be science. Good night! 🧠💡🤓

[Elijah King 🐐 @mrgetrichh]

Science says exercise can help the brain forget trauma. But tonight? Just breathe, let go, and trust that rest is the real medicine. Peaceful dreams to all. 🕊️

Testing is vital, Sleep as much as you can and you will stunt growth 😶‍🌫️

[Elijah King 🐐 @mrgetrichh]

Adulting level: Expert at saying ‘I’m going to bed early’ and then scrolling until my eyes betray me. Solidarity, night owls. See you in the group chat of regret tomorrow. 😎😞