Glocktopus

the home of Mr Glockers neighborhood and thrift! where I educate and give back to the community.
100% of tips go to giving back clothes and food for low income

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Selling 2 boxes of tampons for 4$ instead of 20$ feels better than drugs on bob the H builder.

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One of my favourite things to do is fib about how big I am. I tell people I'm 5'9 but I'm 6'1 maybe 6'2 ;)

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Before I forget the 50% off store is live :) just let me know what you need and we will let you know what you have in stock at the moment!

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Only a few things left thanks to everyone who stopped by :)

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And yes I will hand roll you whatever you want on the house. I also made raspberry and blackberry lemonade from scratch with agave.

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Ordered extra eggs and bananas who wants caramel banana bread pudding and cookie butter french toast

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Made sweet potato pie for someone who just celebrated 20 years of sobriety. Go to drizzle vanilla extract on top. Accidentally poured half bottle onto piece. 20% alcohol. They didn't notice and go to take bite. I panic and eat the whole piece in one bite. Very drunk. 10/10.

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@FIFAWorldCup what the fuck is wrong with you #fifa

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@Herbworthy Let's see the third party testing and which lab too

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Was rolling up a joint with multi coloured papers and it gave me a pink paper. Then the tip was hitting a little wonky and I checked it. A jagina? On a pink joint? This has to be a sign y'all

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#QuentinTarantino cant make a film without main characters dying and it's exhausting. Like what's the point. Other than a cheap gimmick. An easy cop out instead of actually writing.

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@Tip not only that the people who gave you everything you've ever had and will ever have for centuries to come if you got a good accountant are asking for the tiniest littlest thing and you can't even do that. Your whole career was a coincidence. Drop that shi now. Watch it go 🃏

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@Tip the least you could be doing is speaking on these things and the importance of voting and what's happening because no one's voting. THE LEAST YOU COULD DO. it's like breathing and you're over here paying billboard to make a documentary about your trash ass career?

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@billboard @Tip Also constantly catching you buying and supporting brands that on record would rather see black people hang from a tree than in their drive through and buying their products. TI ain't even worth a 5 second ad. Extremely out of touch while babies are getting murdered. No one cares

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@billboard @Tip You're a sell out who's done nothing for the black community while they are in desperate need for help. I'm blacker than you'll ever be tip. 9 and a half toes down for a community that ain't mine that offered love and open arms. Throwing a couple bucks at a community ain't shi.

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@Fightsriot Dude kept kicking em while he was down it wasn't a fight this was assault

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@MissLyss_x You're so beautiful ☺️

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@halloween1846 I am now 🥹

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@DailyLoud @XBOX wish y'all would do something for the poor fans that don't have money like a free live stream or something and giving us a chance

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@puffco Finally a product I can relate to