Morgan

definition of fake it til you make it

[Gina Darling @MissGinaDarling]

“He’s going to lower my taxes!”

-The person that uses bedsheets as curtains

[Morgan @mrgnban]

Not the people who vaped their entire pregnancy talking about dyes in the skittles 😩

[Ali Haider MD @yourheartdoc1]

Evidence based medicine is about to die

[Morgan @mrgnban]

Not the people who Venmo request you to split an $8 Uber ride talking about the stock market

[Dow @mark_dow]

Harris rn killing a baby in his 78th year

[Chris @citehchris]

sorry can’t make it to work tomorrow they’re doing a post birth abortion on me

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I know a box of Cheez Its hate to see me coming

[Jocelyn J. Fitzgerald MD @jjfitzgeraldMD]

No US President has ever given birth so explain to me why suddenly we think that’s necessary

[Morgan @mrgnban]

Taxpayer dollars shouldn’t be given in a foreign aid package to fund Israel either, Mike, but here we are.

[Speaker Mike Johnson @SpeakerJohnson]

Today, I saw firsthand the radical mob Columbia has allowed to run amok on campus, spouting antisemitism and threatening Jewish students.

If universities don’t get it under control, it will escalate.

Taxpayer dollars should not be going to institutions that allow this chaos.

[Morgan @mrgnban]

A Swiftie and Baltimore fan here to say todays game was rigged

[Sav @LongStorySav]

Swifties can’t lose tonight. If the Chiefs win, we’ll likely get a Taylor Swift Super Bowl appearance. If the Chiefs lose, we might see Taylor and Travis make their red carpet debut at the Grammy’s next Sunday?! It’d be amazing to see him support her big night too. 🥹

[Morgan @mrgnban]

@melanieee_D @abeecdefme ⚰️⚰️

[Morgan @mrgnban]

@madelineference This is my favorite

[molly @molllllusk]

taylor swift breaking up with the person she wrote peace about has the potential to be absolutely catastrophic for the girls

[Lilo Stainton @LiloStainton]

Queen of the @NJSpotlightNews badass women's club right here 👇 And none of these posts would be up here today w/o @madelineference and her TEAM of badass lasses.💪

[natasha lyonne @nlyonne]

Why can’t someone invent a healthy cigarette? I thought this was the future.

[Morgan @mrgnban]

@madelineference Receipts for every day

[Morgan @mrgnban]

The things I would do for 3 days of sleep and a lobotomy

[Morgan @mrgnban]

@melanieee_D @papiquarius @noTORIousYIZ LMAO

[Morgan @mrgnban]

@melanieee_D @golfclapdet HAHAHAHAAH

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

“cant complain” congrats i can