morg

[morg @mrgnvns]

Oh you’ve noticed all my very specific and targeted tweets? Sorry I simply don’t know what you’re referencing.

[morg @mrgnvns]

Sorry I listened to the first 1:10 of Twin Size Mattress on a loop seven times in the car. Got in the zone I guess.

[morg @mrgnvns]

Gas station on my most frequent work trip route called Top Stop. Theres a joke there… Need to snap a pic next time for insta…

[morg @mrgnvns]

Obsessed with the minds of women who make comments about how a man shouldn’t help you carry your stuff bc “you packed it.” What’s it like to have never been loved?

[morg @mrgnvns]

unfortunate for those in my life but alas

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[morg @mrgnvns]

my parents were married after dating for a month, so i’m actually genetically predisposed to being insane and romantic, SORRY

[jody @wnbagirlfriend]

but babe you love being gaslit

[morg @mrgnvns]

Where’s that tweet about how easy it is to fall for love bombing bc yeah, that’s exactly how you should feel about me??? Relatable content I fear…..

[morg @mrgnvns]

Being eaten is their dream so this means he didn’t deserve it right??? Like he was not the most worthy of mouth heaven (not a phrase I’m making up). Sorry, just really trying to understand the pop tart bowl fully.

[Steve Helwick @s_helwick]

As someone who attended the Pop-Tarts Bowl, I can tell you that Frosted Cinnamon Roll absolutely deserved what was coming

* Finished last in the obstacle course
* Finished last in the football catching contest
* Finished last in the dance off

[morg @mrgnvns]

@raychelyearsley “Ok you don’t get it, it’s their DREAM to be eaten”

[morg @mrgnvns]

Not to be just another voice in the echo chamber, but all companies should be chasing what the pop tart bowl is doing

[morg @mrgnvns]

@raychelyearsley Raychel don’t get me started. I just spend half of dinner at Goodwin’s explaining the pop tart bowl in detail

[morg @mrgnvns]

We’ve lost the intimacy of sharing headphones with the widespread use of AirPods. Oh to be tethered together awkwardly….

[ihatepivots @ihatepivots]

just had my year end review and they've decided they're gonna put me down

[morg @mrgnvns]

Do y’all think my brother in law was mad when I got temporary tattoos for my nephew and gave him a tramp stamp

[morg @mrgnvns]

I’ve been inspired. To be a little mischievous.

[morg @mrgnvns]

bottega at an emo show and he said wow thats so morgan

[morg @mrgnvns]

Nooo don’t dm the largest [redacted] in the world asking for wallpaper of your favorite product

[morg @mrgnvns]

When the plane lands and the first thing he asks is “are you ready for Swing?” ☺️

[morg @mrgnvns]

Someone asked me about my legalize lead paint bumper sticker and I told them I just really believe in small government.