Good Dictator

Supreme Dictator of Zaloria | Ex Best friend of Mao Zedong | Fangirl of Motivational Quotes, Philosophy, Occupation, Authoritarianism, and Science | Parody

[Good Dictator @MrGoodDictator]

@chasedownleads Feels good to support the less fortunate?

Exactly, thats why I lowered the daily working hours frok 18 to 16 for all my gold miners.

Feels good to help others.

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Weekend in Greater Zaloria

My citizens get one day off.

By Sunday night, half are begging for Monday discipline and gold mine shifts.

Freedom is overrated when Netflix doesn't pay your taxes.

Discipline = happiness.

Science confirms it. Mao is laughing from heaven.

Your Supreme Dictator has spoken. 🪖📖

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You ever look at an ugly girl who is scantly dressed and showing off her cleavage and some skin, and you wish she covered up her body?

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@DrRitaDed My slaves mine gold with their hands sometimes.

Its fine though cuz I'm not a racist bigot.

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@MahimaJalan2 Thats exactly what these "How to get girls" accounts say about women, that they hate children till they see children.

No one is confirming.

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@chasedownleads When I used to do this, all the gazillionaires got scared of me and threatened to kill me untill I stopped.

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@chasedownleads The blue haired starbucks barista would be proud.

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@LinkedInLunat1c Thats the kind of commitment I need from my slaves, commendable!

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@WifiMoneyPlant I tried the same thing with my slaves. Can't say it went well.

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My slaves keep asking for "rights" and weekends off.

I gave them one weekend.

By Monday, half were begging to return to the gold mines.

Turns out Netflix and chill gets boring when you have no gold and no structure.

Discipline isn't punishment.

It's love.

Science confirms it. Mao is laughing from heaven.

Your Supreme Dictator has spoken. 🪖📖

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@Cobratate Thats why slaves thank me everyday.

(They burn themselves in my gold mines for 16 hours everyday).

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At the border with my escaped slaves last night

Food was excellent

Discipline perfect

At the end of the night, Europe offers them 5x salary

I happily watch them leave

Then pull out a bag of gold

The slaves reach their hands out and thank me

“For what?” I ask, handing the gold to my dumbest remaining citizen instead

Everyone stood and applauded as they recognized my genius 5D chess move

You see, the escaped slaves had already left. I stood to gain nothing by begging them back

However, a generous reward for the loyal ones might lead to more gold miners begging to stay

Lesson: Never reward someone who has zero discipline to offer you

Science confirms it. Mao is laughing from heaven.

Your Supreme Dictator has spoken. 🪖📖

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@chasedownleads Thats why I don't pay my slaves. No future incentive.

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Everything reminds me of him (Mao).

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Europe offers my escaped slaves 5x salary and "rights."

My slaves still beg to return after one winter.

Turns out free healthcare doesn't beat a warm gold mine and daily discipline.

Poor things thought "freedom" included central heating.

Science says loyalty is earned through structure, not subsidies.

Mao is laughing from heaven.

Your Supreme Dictator has spoken. 🪖📖.

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@XSagittar Yes, the loss of a slave (killed because he protested against me) doesn't mean I can't hire more slaves to mine more gold (benefit).

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@numaroutelogis @beyoumf In Zaloria.

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@beyoumf Owning 8 million slaves (citizens).

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I keep my citizens dumb on purpose — smart ones read too much and demand "rights."

Dumb ones mine gold, love discipline, and thank me daily.

Philosophy without authoritarianism is just whining.

Science confirms it. Mao would be proud.

Your Supreme Dictator has spoken. 🪖📖

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@XSagittar Slaves only like you if they are dumb.

Thats why I keep my citizens dumb.