Bryan Gurney

Software Developer. Snowboarder. Hiker. Biker. Longboarder. Brewer. Backpacker. Cooker. Camper. Naturer.

[Bryan Gurney @MrGurns]

@BasedMikeLee Republicans over here shouting : 'Kill! Kill! Kill!' Like it's NBD

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@maggiesam12 @BasedMikeLee But he gets off on trying to save the republic!

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@destinytrack When will you guys learn. Never play week 1.

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@geoffsakala @co3blue @SenMikeLee @SenJoniErnst That the secret shadow cabal controlled by aliens is influencing our elections through Higgs boson manipulation.

Three body problem.

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I feel like we are living through a period of mass psychosis.

Appeal to emotion rather than logic is destroying society.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Republicans will be trying to shut you down, trying to make YOU feel guilty for rejoicing in this moment after trump was found guilty.

I say fuck that.

We've been following this shit show for years, and when MAGA wasn't calling for Hillary Clinton to be jailed, we've been mercilessly ridiculed and trolled every time trump avoided legal accountability.

trump has pointed his own crooked finger at others and shamelessly called to "lock her/him up" without there even being a crime.

No evidence.
No Grand Jury.
No due process.

But trump got all of that AND MORE. He was afforded every bit of fairness under the law, and then some. He repeatedly violated gag orders, attacking the judge, his daughter, witnesses, and even the jury.

He had MILLIONS of other people's dollars that he used to secure the worst lawyers money could buy.

He got to go home every night, instead of having to eat shitty dry bologna sandwiches in central booking.

And a jury of his peers -- which HIS attorneys helped select -- were the ones who convicted him. Hell, there was even one who gets their news from Truth Social!

They listened to witnesses and saw evidence presented for weeks, deliberated carefully, and delivered their UNANIMOUS verdict.

This wasn't rigged, and you should doubt anyone who ONLY says things are rigged when he loses.

I'm glad because, at least for ONE day, my faith in the justice system has been temporarily renewed. Despite his "wealth" and his power and connections, Donald trump was FINALLY convicted.

You can, and should, feel good about it, because any of us would already be serving time behind bars for any and all of the 88 counts he faces.

And I've said it many times before, I'll say it again: We don't defeat him in the court; we defeat him and trumpism at the ballot box.

Bigly.

[endora bullshit @collectdust]

"what if we prosecuted hunter biden??"

i mean, ok? fine? bring up bill clinton on rape charges, like LFG!

this ain't team sports to all of us

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Hey, so which version of "law and order" are you Republican hypocrites supporting today?

Is it "he should have just complied," and extra-judicial killing is OK, as long as it's a Black victim?

Is it "Hey, Kyle Rittenhouse and George Zimmerman were acquitted, just deal with it?"

Is it "lock up Kalief Browder for 3 years without a trial for allegedly stealing a backpack" because he can't afford $3,000 bail is OK?

Or is it "Oh, that's a white collar crime, why are you bringing that case against trump when there are much more serious crimes being committed by poor brown people out there?"

You don't get to pick and choose when the law applies and when it doesn't.

He had lawyers (that YOU paid for).
They got to reject and approve jurors.
They got to make objections during the trial.
He didn't even get thrown in jail for violating his gag order numerous ties. Yet.

You mad? Be mad at the guy who can't stop committing crimes.

Be mad at the guy who obstructs justice.

Be mad at the guy who threatens witnesses.

Be mad at the guy who was found liable for sexually assaulting E. Jean Carroll.

Be mad at the guy who has a $355 million civil fraud judgement against him for conspiring to illegally manipulate his net worth.

Be mad at the guy who tried to illegally overturn an election he LOST.

Be mad at the guy who did NOTHING for 187 minutes while Capitol Police officers were being beaten.

Be mad at the guy who stole classified documents and tried to hide them AFTER he was asked for them.

Be mad at the guy who hired Michael Cohen because he was the kind of guy who would willingly lie and break the law on his behalf to hide his illicit affair with a porn star from voters.

Be mad at the guy who said Hillary Clinton shouldn't even be allowed to run because he thought she'd be under indictment, and that it would “cripple the operations of our government.”

Be mad at the guy who led all of those "lock her up" chants for all those years, making it seem like putting Hillary in jail was a totally normal thing.

Nobody was calling to lock up their political opponents BEFORE trump came along and started doing it, much to your delight.

Be mad at the guy who said that, if elected, he would use his power not to help American lives like President Biden is doing with insulin and inhalers, but he would use his power to seek revenge or "retribution."

Be mad at the guy who said so many wrong things that are boomeranging back on his stupid ass now.

Be mad at Donald trump.

But most importantly, be mad at yourselves for blindly following such a blatant charlatan and greedy, crooked, soulless person, just because he hates the same people YOU hate.

Be mad at yourselves.
And obey the fucking law.

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@phil_lyman Can't wait for you to lose and go back to the crypt.

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@kateiswell @GovCox Odd way of spelling 'tax cuts for the wealthy'.

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@mimimama_12 @BasedMikeLee Why can't you?

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@SpencerJCox So is diabetes.

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@BasedMikeLee The one that doesn't insider trade.

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@xandefano Thanks dude!

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@writeexpress @GovCox He doesn't see that as those he truly represents are the corpos wanting to build another tax funded arena.

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@t_elohim1246 @aureliawelde @ThoughtfulSaint

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@poetickate As a cyclist, replace cyclists with people, and the statement is still true.

When we dehumanise people not in our tribe, we do us all a disserve as a species.

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@elonmusk Send me to Arakis papa!

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@TracieHalvorsen @GovCox The job title is called politician.

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@blakrabyte @KSLcom All these are listed for over 300k