thebuttgod

ugh

[thebuttgod @mrhaleighho]

Nothing like a couple of energy drinks slammed on an empty stomach to really geT ME FUCKIN GOIN .

[thebuttgod @mrhaleighho]

If I didn't block spam and people I didn't know on instagram, I'd prob have 1000+ bots mostly

[thebuttgod @mrhaleighho]

Do I download tinder again??

[thebuttgod @mrhaleighho]

Mane I am shit at relationships 🙂

[thebuttgod @mrhaleighho]

Wen it's been 4 weeks n u still haven't been able to reup and life fuckin sux

[thebuttgod @mrhaleighho]

Wen u try to call off of work n no one answers lol 🙂

[thebuttgod @mrhaleighho]

Yung Padawan

[thebuttgod @mrhaleighho]

Wen u order small undies n they're too small and it makes u so happy that you're not actually in a small but probably a medium.

[thebuttgod @mrhaleighho]

Hhhhoooo boy this new sleeping medicine got me dreaming shit I don't wanna dream get out my dreamz

[thebuttgod @mrhaleighho]

Just bought $100 worth of Victoria Secret shit cause wen u lose weight the first things to go are ur ass n boobs, but hey I almost have abs

[thebuttgod @mrhaleighho]

At my follow up n I've lost 9 more pounds. 145 to 116 without trying kill me

[thebuttgod @mrhaleighho]

Wen u fresh wash all ur bed shit n one of ur turd dogs pees a big ole puddle in a split second 25 min before you wanna sleep #rage

[thebuttgod @mrhaleighho]

Who wants to buy my Instagram handle
I'm ovrit

[thebuttgod @mrhaleighho]

*enters the world of serious dating*

[thebuttgod @mrhaleighho]

Mid 20s is wakin up to dms n slightly entertaining them thruout the day till u eventually say no for a reason u knew the whole time

[thebuttgod @mrhaleighho]

Why would you write in a rape scene for a TV show mane gOt got me fucked up the books are so much better

[thebuttgod @mrhaleighho]

If u give Christmas themed presents for christmas, gtfo

[thebuttgod @mrhaleighho]

Nothing's worse than a nerd christmas.

[thebuttgod @mrhaleighho]

I wish I could turn off my dreams cause my sub conscious is annoying af n constantly bringing up old shit that I feel I've gotten over