Mr. Halfspeed 🌳✍️

He/Him Chillbilly lookin' for the next Dad Joke. IFL Science, motherjumpers. You should, too.
Election security! #HandMarkedPaperBallots

[Mr. Halfspeed 🌳✍️ @mrhalfspeed]

@shannonrwatts #TrumpIsACretin

[𝐃𝐈𝐄-𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐃 🦅 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋 𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐄 @Eaglesfans9]

Bryce Huff took Dallas Goedert to school on this play

Nowhere to go for Saquon Barkley

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@49er_edits LFG!

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Kamala Harris: "It feels chaotic, but what I would offer you is what we are witnessing is the swift implementation of a plan that was decades in the making. Project 2025 didn't just drop out of thin air. That's a product of decades of work. Federalist Society, Heritage Foundation ... "

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "Asceda -- well, let's see how we say that. Ascenem -- enophin. Acetaminophen. Is that okay?"

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@acnewsitics @realDonaldTrump @SteveFDA

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@RockNRoLL_85

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@crockpics Not a song, but the exploding speaker opening sequence to "Back to the Future" with a proportionally large movie screen.

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@thejackhopkins Righteous ✌️

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@thejackhopkins ✌️ I see you.

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

NEW: As promised, here is my new ad for #HarrisWalz. My story never gets easier to tell, but everything is on the line this election. Please watch and share 🙏🫶

🎥 @dprzygoda

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@JVMonte2 Mike Campbell, TP and the 💔

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@mjfree @X 💙

[Yams🍠 THE MEWERRRRRRR @unamusedyams]

thinking likes deserve to be private but blocked accounts have the right to still look at your tweets... idk this smells like it all was catered for very specific people...

[Olivia of Troye @OliviaTroye]

As someone who served in the Trump White House, I witnessed the destruction & chaos firsthand. A second Trump term will bring more turmoil. As a lifelong Republican, I may not agree with Kamala Harris on everything, but I trust her to protect our freedoms, uphold the rule of law & provide steady leadership on the world stage. That’s why I’m voting for Kamala Harris. #RepublicansforHarris

[Mr. Halfspeed 🌳✍️ @mrhalfspeed]

@TheExtremeMusi1 The Waiting.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: Judge releases Trump’s plan to steal the election in writing:

Oh this is nothing. It’s just the game plan, in writing, that the Trump team literally wrote out on how to steal the 2020 election by undermining all our votes.

Republicans won’t read it though because Kamala laughs funny.

No wonder why Trump is hiding…

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@ask_aubry Do you want to join my religion?

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@thejackhopkins I'm terribly sorry, Jack. I lost my mother last year and I still feel adrift.

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@Clintonista1 @mmpadellan This is more accurate.