Mr Harbrside Mansion

Yet Another Fake Malcolm Turnbull

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@TheMarCam @corybernardi I received great reviews for my part. Just wish it was all I received.

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Concerned friends calling regarding my recovery and I can say that I expect to recover fully from the August 2018 leadership spill in the coming days. By the way, I also caught #Domicron flavoured covid and expect to recover from that, too. #auspol

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@Raymartin55 @David_Speers will certainly need an American baseball catcher's mitt to receice the upcoming flurry of clichés and porkies.

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@corybernardi @craigcook3 And if anyone knows about stupid comments... https://t.co/Stmv6zklcz

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@SandraEckersley @The_Nationals What are the odds that Darren hasn't called out a city dwelling latte drinker as being a poser? ;)

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To be proportionally as generous as Canada, Australia would take in 13,500 special refugees, eh? #qanda

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@saley69 Hawaii, stage right.

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Overheard at the local clinic: "Hey, why are these new Polish doses labelled 'Pffizer'?". #auspol

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Canavan, defending a bumbled financial response while lamenting that we haven't yet attempted a full-open strategy. #QandA

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Tokyo schmoozing important enough to skip video conferencing. #QandA?... not so much.

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Sounds like a question for Scott Morrison. Scott? Scott? Scott?... #QandA

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#QandA At least pressure cookers have instructions.

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Reminder: while dwelling on all things Covid, climate change still rages, China still flexes and the world's indigenous and women still suffer injustices. #QandA

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Can this panel manage a full minute with #netzero interuptions? #QandA

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ScoMo is most certainly seeking Net Zero... zero meetings with Brittany higgins. #QandA

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Freddy Mercury meets #PrincePhilip in Heaven...
"We've got a lot in common, Phil."
"Two of Britain's best known immigrants, is that what you mean?"
"Nah, mate. We're the only blokes here who've ever been in Queen."

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Tonight's #QandA audience composition was 15% LNP, 10% Labour, 5% Greens and 70% Happy Clappers from the ACL.

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Scotty From Legal asked for my advice on how to handle today's press conference. I told him to respond with "Porter??? He hardly knewer!". He might yet make that tomorrow's soundbite. #auspol #morrisonrapecrisis

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How did Barnaby flip so quickly from views-respecter to mansplaining-troller/eye-roller? #qanda

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@advo864 @auspost @ScottMorrisonMP @ABCRural @abc730 "Arm's length." #auspol #Cartier