Adam Farrell

I am me. The dog is the dog.

[Adam Farrell @mrhatonacat]

@aaanortheast is your call center open for New Hampshire? Been on hold for over an hour. Massachusetts AAA keeps diverting us to them when we try and call to get some help.

[Adam Farrell @mrhatonacat]

Sometimes I wish my house was actually being recorded. Just so I could request footage for any span of time for moments of awesomeness and hilarity.

[Adam Farrell @mrhatonacat]

"That man took my sweat rag :(" - Lindsay.
Minutes after the waiter took the napkins no one was using.

[Adam Farrell @mrhatonacat]

If Taylor Swift can re-release a song after removing "c'mon kids spelling is fun" and none really caring then I see no reason why Justin Timberlake and Timberland can't re-release SexyBack after removing the lyrics "Come here child".

[Adam Farrell @mrhatonacat]

@hulu_support Why is the USA network constantly playing an SVU episode and won't jump live to the Man Utd vs. Liverpool match??

[Adam Farrell @mrhatonacat]

Since Trump was the president and I'd bet money he had executive dysfunction. Does that mean he had executive executive dysfunction?

[Adam Farrell @mrhatonacat]

I want to be in an ice bath....that's also on fire.

[Adam Farrell @mrhatonacat]

Golden Oreos are low-key just custard creams in disguise. And that's ok. @Oreo

[Adam Farrell @mrhatonacat]

The Republicans deserve credit for having so many deaf and blind congress people. They seem to not have seen or heard the president's rally and feel it was dangerous.

[Adam Farrell @mrhatonacat]

Insurection almost happens on Wednesday. Fox News on Sunday:
British Man drunkenly changes name to celine dion. SMH

[Adam Farrell @mrhatonacat]

I wonder if the defence for a lot of the rioters is gonna be "it was just a prank bro"

[Adam Farrell @mrhatonacat]

There are reviews for firelogs on youtube. Because of course there are but thank God they exist. I would die in the wilderness if I had to make actual fire.

[Adam Farrell @mrhatonacat]

Sometimes I wish alexas secretly recorded me but also I could ask her to clip me the last 30 seconds on demand

[Adam Farrell @mrhatonacat]

Terry's Chocolate Orange is S tier chocolate.

[Adam Farrell @mrhatonacat]

I wonder if it'd be possible to setup a way to request a cop w/out when calling 911 for curtain circumstances.
Guy in the house with a knife? Please send guy with gun.
Woke up and car gone? No need.

[Adam Farrell @mrhatonacat]

I wasn't immediately able to give my address to a nice census lady who was a little lost and knocked at the door. It took about 5 awkward seconds. #NERevs #packabowl

[Adam Farrell @mrhatonacat]

Trying to enter a business without a mask when the business requires one and moaning about it makes you look as stupid as someone wanting to jump in a public pool with all your clothes on.

[Adam Farrell @mrhatonacat]

If I existed in the X-Men world I'd be the mutant that can turn their tongue into a super accurate toothpick. And I'd be happy.

[Adam Farrell @mrhatonacat]

@Georgekobbtsen @TrishaMomOf6 @MistahJamez @imetlich @jonrappoport @realDonaldTrump It's just how they are designed. Same way you can still find your iPhone if it gets robbed, your able to find it and turn it on remotely. If everyone already willingly has a cell phone capable of this then why go to the trouble of injecting microchips? 🤔