Me-soo Horny

Michelob Ultra Enthusiast | AU ‘08 grad | Swordfighting Champion | Professional Cube Hucker

[Me-soo Horny @mrhoony435]

While you’re studying for exams, I’m at places you dream of being. We are not the same.

[Me-soo Horny @mrhoony435]

helluva saturday night ahead #expand #bust

[Me-soo Horny @mrhoony435]

New vape holder what we think? #expand

[Me-soo Horny @mrhoony435]

Love drinking some bapple in a koozie that costs more than your rent. #LANK

[Me-soo Horny @mrhoony435]

@mollycfrances Sig Nu? What are you 12 years old? Get off my app woman. #shrinkwomen

[Me-soo Horny @mrhoony435]

How do my fellow bv’s feel about getting faded for 4/20 on Easter? Grandma wasn’t too pleased i was tweaking off the yart for 8 am service. #LANK

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A white boy hasn’t been this up since Jim Crow Laws #expand #LANK

[Me-soo Horny @mrhoony435]

@Drmike_honcho69 Mario Super Sluggers is tough. Unfortunately it’s a must need for Farming Simulator ‘17 to be top 5.

[Me-soo Horny @mrhoony435]

They letting a white boy get hot #expand

[Me-soo Horny @mrhoony435]

The typa comeback gay son been on lately #nikkicapocci

[Me-soo Horny @mrhoony435]

Don’t listen to these other guys baby girl, I can fix you. #nikkicapocci

[Me-soo Horny @mrhoony435]

I bet you my professor couldn’t name the last 10 Masters winners. #expand

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@DefeatoProf Roger,

yk a fella would. #LANK

[Sad Whomp @whompRatz]

I know a bastard on this app that would

[Wearesoback @Wearesoback1]

Yeah teach, I’ll take it from here😎 #bag #expert

[Me-soo Horny @mrhoony435]

I need love like this.
#blackqueensforever #snowbunniesnever

[Me-soo Horny @mrhoony435]

Bron vs Curry rivalry

[Me-soo Horny @mrhoony435]

@WilhelmScott18 I stole my bigs car keys today. Guy has 0 fucking clue.

[Me-soo Horny @mrhoony435]

@DefeatoProf Dear Professor Defeato,

Those steaks were mine. Go fuck yourself.

Sincerely, Mr. Horny

[Me-soo Horny @mrhoony435]

Another boring tuesday. Might as well watch Coulda Been Love and get geeked.