Mr Hute

[Mr Hute @mrhute]

"I'm dead to myself now" - regrets on recent decisions #fml

[Mr Hute @mrhute]

#eliteathletes #chassaysso

[Mr Hute @mrhute]

If you text him from my phone he'll think it's from me #magicman

[Mr Hute @mrhute]

You're gonna wake up every 2 hours for 3 hours when you're our age... #nosleep #mathishard #hutenese

[Mr Hute @mrhute]

#fuckwhattheshit

[Mr Hute @mrhute]

I can go two weeks without water, but I can't go more than 4 hours without lunch #imacamel #ILT

[Mr Hute @mrhute]

I eat Crock Pots of soup on a Sunday by myself #hangry #crockpotsaremybitch

[Mr Hute @mrhute]

This dogs not gonna hunt - about a chair that won't adjust correctly

[Mr Hute @mrhute]

Any more than 5 beers in a setting and youre officially destroying your liver #fakenews

[Mr Hute @mrhute]

To Hute: "You know Schwarber?"
Hute: "Is that an ice cream?"

[Mr Hute @mrhute]

If I'm gonna open my mouth its gonna be for something substantial. #thatswhatshesaid #tinyhardcandy

[Mr Hute @mrhute]

#chastise #razzchas

[Mr Hute @mrhute]

Mickey Mouse Broke?? #bingo #late4work

[Mr Hute @mrhute]

#hittingit

[Mr Hute @mrhute]

Greatness. Population of 1.

[Mr Hute @mrhute]

#whatdoudo?

[Mr Hute @mrhute]

I had the best hockey team ever, Chicago Bulls #un-de-feated

[Mr Hute @mrhute]

Had to reach in the back of the fridge to get a beer, think I pulled a hammy. #ineedashotofpennicilin

[Mr Hute @mrhute]

Here's my tip of the day, put money in til it pays. #itsnotanaddiction #thatssolidstrategy #huterneedsanewcar