MJ

Take a shot for me.

[MJ @mristanovic]

If you ever had me and were dumb enough to lose me, just know that I’m the one that got away.

[MJ @mristanovic]

The fact that I pulled two of the women my ex lusted over while we were together.
I’m not even gay like that, just hot and powerful 😏

[MJ @mristanovic]

Giving people the benefit of the doubt never benefited me.

[MJ @mristanovic]

I really need to stop giving medium ugly men a chance. They bag me and all of a sudden get this ego boost, thinking they can pull. Like sir..I had to convince my friends you looked better in person, sit your ass down.

[MJ @mristanovic]

Going through a breakup made me realize: everything I have learned about love I have learned from my long term friendships with women. The way these girls are healing a heart they never broke. My next man has big shoes to fill

[MJ @mristanovic]

Will men ever realize when you take care of your woman’s emotional needs, her annoying qualities like “nagging” and “picking fights” wouldn’t happen as often.

[MJ @mristanovic]

Psychic or psycho?!

[Jemedari @MrJemedari]

Glad to see so many embracing therapy. A few of you need an exorcism as well but... Baby steps

[braylonnn @braylon125]

ARE WE GETTING MATCHING PJS FOR THE HOLIDAYS OR NOT 😡

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

U got a smile that could light up the whole psych ward shordy

[MJ @mristanovic]

I went on a date in Barcelona with the most handsome man I have ever met. He took me to a fancy restaurant where they massage you while you wait for the food. Then, we walked on the beach, sat under the stars and just conversed. My life is a dream 🥰

[MJ @mristanovic]

Going to start romanticizing my life.

[B🫥 @Behcs1]

I want my future kids to be like "wow mommy and daddy are really in love"

[MJ @mristanovic]

Once I lose my emotional attachment to you, savage me comes out and we kinda love her.

[MJ @mristanovic]

@h_banana95 Whatttttt 😐. That’s so sad

[MJ @mristanovic]

Shoutout to the Toronto bartenders watching me be a total player and not judging me but instead checking in on me to make sure I’m safe

[MJ @mristanovic]

@DanTheManR It’s rough out here

[MJ @mristanovic]

Just a hopeless romantic living in sneaky link culture 🥲

[MJ @mristanovic]

A doctor I work with asked me to house/dog sit for him while he goes on vacation. Now I get to live in a house with a home movie theatre, gym, fancy pool and wine cellar with full access to everything. Oh and he’s paying me to live my best life in his house!

[A ✨ @AngelictheVirgo]

I got ptsd from how quickly someone can love you & switch on you the next minute.