Paul

I exist, barely. Relatable nonsense.

[Paul @mrithejester]

The ever-expanding universe operates in magnificent harmony and yet on one tiny planet among trillions, humans find delusions of superiority over one another based on race or religion. Our stupidity in some matters is only equalled by our insignificance.

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WhatsApp username just launched and many options in my head are already taken (including my name). HOW?

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@angie_a It's MUCH worse in Dubai.

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(From Morgan Stanley)...

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@khubsuratkhatun Ours like to perch on top of the fridge like a security camera:

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A cat may take your job before AI...

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Avoid air conditioning to save the environment, and then the environment decides to kill you off.

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I think the most important question to ask is what was the prompt used by the creator to make this slop which actually fooled some people.

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@AmySheraz Haven’t really been active here.

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If Starmer steps down, he will be the sixth Prime Minister in a row to do so before the full term.

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Deleted items in my work Outlook added up to 8GB this morning. 😬

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Schrödinger’s Strait - it is both open and closed.

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: President Trump says the deal terms that Iran "leaked" have "nothing to do with the terms that were agreed to" and Iranian leaders are "very dishonorable people to deal with."

"With them, there is no such thing as dealing in good faith," Trump says.

[Paul @mrithejester]

SpaceX shares indicate opening 29% above IPO price...

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Funny thing is oil has stopped reacting to news about this war for a few days now. It's actually slightly down right now.

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: President Trump says the US will be "hitting Iran very hard tonight" and announces that the US will be "taking Kharg Island" in the "not too distant future."

President Trump also says the US will "assume total control" of Iran's oil and gas markets, "much like we have with Venezuela."

[Paul @mrithejester]

@bok_iq Indeed.

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Some of you need to have your brains formatted and rebooted.

[Muhammad Afaq @muhammadafaq99]

@farii_022 Jab larkiyan apny husan ki namizsh krti hein to gandy log peechy per jaty hein..... Qasoor dono tarf hota h..... Kabi ksisi ugly face girl ke saat bi rape howa h?

[Paul @mrithejester]

*TRUMP TELLS FOX NEWS HE'S CLOSE TO ORDERING NEW STRIKES ON IRAN*

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For flagship products of companies now worth over a trillion dollars each, Claude and ChatGPT can be guilty of mistakes you would expect from a high school student.

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That feeling when you open a reel someone sent you, look at the length of the scroll bar and think, “Nope. Not watching all of that.”

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Can we just fast forward to the end of the world?

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Goldman Sachs estimates that SpaceX will see revenues growing 100x between now and 2030.