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wish I could do a twitter x-country tour with some of you fellow crazies. SC-mrjack720bk

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idk my password :/

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@Haute_MILF sounds easy enough ;)

[Ivsy @Ivsy01]

You're not alone. You have music.

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Best luck ever..
Smokin on the balcony,
Dropped my bowl,
Landed in the gutter..
Didn't fall while retrieving it..
Gotta play powerball

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What's the difference between pearls and grapes? You can't jelly a pearl! And that's why I love Pearl Jam!

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Playing basketball and volleyball yesterday was such a bad idea, I can barely walk right now.

[Smart Cookie @De_ja_vu_who]

You're cute but your tweets are boring af

Followed, obviously

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You're nobody until somebody stalks you

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Meh....4% battery and my phone is at 7%

We both need recharging

[Noodles @Dawn_M_]

A guy said he liked the noise his wife made when she was "done", which made me think he is married to a sexy microwave.

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@TisonMcCartney @jrc864_420 touché, hot summer day it should be cold so it's not sweaty ha

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Got the spoon alot as a kid haha it was eventually ineffective https://t.co/J5ZTvUvMaC

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Hahahahaha that sounds funny, but what a shame https://t.co/0XyPRnS22M

[Sinful Shelly @SinfulShelly]

C' mon, guys! That Milkshake song is 12 years old. Can we put it to rest please? If I can quit the Thong Song, then you can do it too!

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@DamnPutnamGirl and I'm sure you're a pro! :p