Jared Barnes

Im here for a good time not a long time

[Jared Barnes @MrJaredBarnes]

@wakeupdeadwoman I’m 34 and I don’t curse around my mom

[Taylor Fritz @Taylor_Fritz97]

I’m pumped for the World Cup but so far my favorite thing has been all the content of Europeans experiencing super American things for the first time and being shocked 😂

[Jared Barnes @MrJaredBarnes]

@Samsonthegoat25 I don't believe this. Past several years Bey has not performed at a major event unless she has new music out. I feel like the last time was Coachella in 2018.

[Jared Barnes @MrJaredBarnes]

@tiinoRB Columbia Records is the label

[Gibson Johns @gibsonoma]

Unreasonably happy to see Serena Williams winning a professional tennis match in the year 2026 🐐

[Jared Barnes @MrJaredBarnes]

@quennelmitchell That would be so funny if it was actually Zverev having a secret thing with another male tennis player while everyone is looking at Alcaraz & Sinner

[Jared Barnes @MrJaredBarnes]

@cooker65691 @TheTennisLetter @grok She also never said she had more trophies and wins than any other female tennis player. She said she has won more than most people which is true.

[Jared Barnes @MrJaredBarnes]

@barroyo2374 @CalltoActivism Not quite, he’s just old and tired. It’s the same tired story, over and over again. If he wins or the GOP wins it’s a free & fair election, if that doesn’t happen then it’s fraudulent. Someone else is always the problem, it’s always something someone else did, never him

[Jared Barnes @MrJaredBarnes]

@Outdoctrination Week 2 on 1mg/week
No nausea
Some constipation so I had to up the fiber
RHR raised to 50-55 from 40-45
Strength training 3x a week, 10K steps a day
Eating between 1600-1900 calories/day
150-180g of protein/day
Down 5 lbs

[Jared Barnes @MrJaredBarnes]

@starryxpluto @B7Album Thank you for the explanation

[Jared Barnes @MrJaredBarnes]

@only_one_riri1 @1YungLuver @TheePopCore The Cowboy Carter tour was only in 9 cities, she made people come to her. Hardly worldwide

[Jared Barnes @MrJaredBarnes]

@DannyF11770 @G_Jamie_ I cannot 😂

[Jared Barnes @MrJaredBarnes]

@jasminexETH I lost my first 60 lbs walking & hiking. I’ll run if there’s an emergency lol

[Jared Barnes @MrJaredBarnes]

Thank God!!!

[Serena Williams @serenawilliams]

Good news travels fast.

[Jared Barnes @MrJaredBarnes]

@stuckinrem Bodyguard

[Jared Barnes @MrJaredBarnes]

@ourhermitage What’s It Gonna Be
Lay Up Under Me
Schoolin Life
I Care
Smash into You
Hello
Party
Start Over
Love Drought
All Night
Alien Superstar
Virgos Groove
American Requiem
Bodyguard
Daughter
Alligator Tears
Flamenco
II Hands II Heaven

[Jared Barnes @MrJaredBarnes]

It’s rained all Memorial Day weekend in ATL, but I still got in two gym days, two 3-mile walks, time with friends, time to myself, naps 😂, a friend's child’s baptism & brunch. Now I get to enjoy tennis 🎾
#RolandGarros

[Jared Barnes @MrJaredBarnes]

@lizzo It doesn’t have to be marketed as a “jazz flute album.”
Make it a Lizzo album rooted in jazz, hip hop, funk, soul & live instrumentation.

The visual side alone could be iconic, modern film noir jazz club energy, live performances, BTS creation. Critics would eat that UP.

[Jared Barnes @MrJaredBarnes]

@16roads What does it mean that it’s going up?