Mrjerp

Home of banger tweets like “I should eat glass”. The Penguin's name is Zero and he is more talented than me. Twitch Affiliate!

[Mrjerp @mrjerp617]

I mean at this point is it same to assume I’ll be able to walk into a Walmart soon and just buy a Switch 2 before Nintendo announces it?

[Mrjerp @mrjerp617]

You know, I'm just going to say it. If you are wondering why Stellar Blade wasn't chosen for game of the year it's probably because 99% of all footage of this game is someone trying to shove the camera into the girl's ass instead of actually playing the game.

[Mrjerp @mrjerp617]

I finally got around to the blue sky thing. @mrjerp617.bsky.social
Send me your sky thingies so I can find you

[Mrjerp @mrjerp617]

Very excited to see the Dragon Age reviews are averaging out to be “This is the worst game I have ever seen and easily BioWare’s best work yet!”

[Mrjerp @mrjerp617]

About to jump into a pit full of brown recluses to become the world’s first superhero Necrosis Man. I will have awesome powers like being in pain and all of my skin dying.

[Mrjerp @mrjerp617]

@StrayingBat You basically never died, had more healing than anyone, your team was getting a lot of elims so you weren’t just left clicking tank. You were playing main healer to support a dps Moira that was doing work. lol what you mean Bats was bad.

[Mrjerp @mrjerp617]

Logitech customers paying $120 a year for a $60 mouse they would have replaced after 6 years.

[Mrjerp @mrjerp617]

Me: “For the next year I will consume only Pepsi for all meals. I will bath in it and wear the bottles as clothes. All of my followers will drink of my blood and know the Pepsi, for I am John Pepsi.”
My doctor: Stop. No.

[Mrjerp @mrjerp617]

Oh nooo I would hate it if you watched me play apex badly for a bit. doont https://t.co/dlB7c0yqyx

[Mrjerp @mrjerp617]

Did Sephiroth do this?

[Eurogamer @eurogamer]

Square Enix sales drop year-on-year, despite release of Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth

https://t.co/UOnoewFBao

[Mrjerp @mrjerp617]

Wait am I supposed to say “it’s Joever” unironically now?

[Mrjerp @mrjerp617]

Me when I found out that my job wasn’t affected by Crowdstrike today.

[Mrjerp @mrjerp617]

Hey anyone want to donate like a billion dollars to me so I can legally bribe the Supreme Court to actually do their jobs.

[Mrjerp @mrjerp617]

@StrayingBat Aw hell yeah Bats so good you’re getting called a cheater now.

[Mrjerp @mrjerp617]

@StrayingBat Oh no

[Mrjerp @mrjerp617]

I have a good feeling about getting a Silksong announcement this time you guys.

[Kotaku @Kotaku]

Geoff Keighley Wants You To Lower Your Expectations For Summer Game Fest https://t.co/dLS4bA9yGi

[Mrjerp @mrjerp617]

@StrayingBat Agreed.

[Mrjerp @mrjerp617]

I’m craving spaghetti could someone make some and email it to me?

[Mrjerp @mrjerp617]

@StrayingBat Hell fucking yeah Bats!

[Mrjerp @mrjerp617]

I think Microsoft should just buy all game studios and fire everyone so the only video games is Halo Infinite. Much easier for line to go up if there is only one line.