Joe Bill

Professional Improviser, Sherpa to Now

[Joe Bill @mrjoebill]

Wake up, you horrific fucking intellectually castrated sheep.

[Amee Vanderpool @girlsreallyrule]

"The baby is born, the mother meets w/the doctor. They take care of the baby. They wrap the baby beautifully. Then the doctor and mother determine whether or not they will execute the baby."

How is this man's mental state not a National Emergency right now?

[Joe Bill @mrjoebill]

Buh-bye, see ya on Blue Sky.

[Joe Bill @mrjoebill]

@Espngreeny No. The OL is abysmal and he’s justifiably scared for his life. This affects his performance and it’s compounded by play calling that doesn’t take into account the shortcomings of the OL talent. Give him protection then his coaching can be evaluated.

[Joe Bill @mrjoebill]

@DavidHaugh Nobody looks good behind an awful Junior varsity OL. THAT’S where the shitstorm begins. THAT’S where the demoralization begins. Play calling is bad, we’re not deep enough to overcome injuries, and what happened to the HITS principle?

[Joe Bill @mrjoebill]

https://t.co/ftNVrOJ2ET

[Michael McKean @MJMcKean]

Bye, Martin.

[Harry Teinowitz @HeyTweetHarry]

Great fun last. Right there two of the most significant creators of live music in Chicago. On the left is Mike Schuba. Schuba’s & Lincoln Hall, Then Ray Quinn, his place is Martyrs. 3 of the great music venues in our city. And my dear friend Dollar, I.O. & Annoyance AKA Joe Bill.

[Joe Bill @mrjoebill]

United flight 1403, SFO-ORD, WTF IS GOING ON?!! How much refueling do you need?!? Topped off, taxied out then returned to kick off unruly passenger. Now this plane is literally a giant toilet line, idling at the gate. Awful.

[Justin Fields @justnfields]

Can’t say thank you enough to the city of Chicago for taking me in and embracing me. Thank you to the entire Bears organization and ownership for allowing me the opportunity to be part of such a historic franchise. But most of all thank you to my all my brothers that I played with. You all were the reason I attacked each day the way I did. I can’t thank you all enough for what y’all have meant to me over the last 3 years through the ups and downs. I wish each one of you nothing but success. Ready for this next chapter!

[Joe Bill @mrjoebill]

@justnfields This is a sad day. So many in this city love you and appreciate the way you carried yourself, on and off the field. You’re a class act and I know you have lots of success ahead of you. I just wish it was going to be here in Chicago. Respect forever JF1, we’ll be rooting for you!

[Joe Bill @mrjoebill]

December 29, 2023 https://t.co/IC61myupsy

[Joe Bill @mrjoebill]

@maddie_spagnola Option 1 plus 2-3 best OL you can draft, especially a Center. EVERYTHING depends on winning in the trenches.

[Joe Bill @mrjoebill]

@clayharbs82 Wrong. You guys are morons. Fields is NFL PROVEN & better than ANY of the unproven QB's coming out. Williams is the second coming of Jameis Winston. The Bears are jelling now. Gimme Harrison Jr, 2 OL picks, a pass rusher and continued trust in Poles. We win division in '24.

[Joe Bill @mrjoebill]

@thekapman Everybody just needs to settle TF down. Fields is our Quarterback and will continue to be through next year if Poles continues the rebuild the smart way. Gimme Harrison Jr., 2 more OL, 2-3 more DL in the draft and extend Jaylon & keep Bagent at backup. #wegood

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

Robert De Niro’s full statement on Trump. Please read and let me know your thoughts:

I’ve spent a lot of time studying bad men.  I’ve examined their characteristics, their mannerisms, the utter banality of their cruelty. Yet there’s something different about Donald Trump. When I look at him, I don’t see a bad man. Truly.

I see an evil one.

Over the years, I’ve met gangsters here and there. This guy tries to be one, but he can’t quite pull it off. There’s such a thing as “honor among thieves.” Yes, even criminals usually have a sense of right and wrong.  Whether they do the right thing or not is a different story — but — they have a moral code, however warped.

Donald Trump does not. He’s a wannabe tough guy with no morals or ethics. No sense of right or wrong. No regard for anyone but himself — not the people he was supposed to lead and protect, not the people he does business with, not the people who follow him, blindly and loyally, not even the people who consider themselves his “friends.” He has contempt for all of them.

We New Yorkers got to know him over the years that he poisoned the atmosphere and littered our city with monuments to his ego.  We knew first hand that this was someone who should never be considered for leadership.  We tried to warn the world in 2016.

The repercussions of his turbulent presidency divided America and rattled New York City beyond imagination.  Remember how we were jolted by crisis in early 2020, as a virus swept the world. We lived with Donald Trump’s bombastic behavior every day on the national stage, and we suffered as we saw our neighbors piling up in body bags.
The man who was supposed to protect this country put it in peril, because of his recklessness and impulsiveness. It was like an abusive father ruling the family by fear and violent behavior.  That was the consequence of New York’s warning getting ignored. Next time, we know it will be worse.

Make no mistake: the twice-impeached, 4-time indicted Donald Trump is still a fool. But we can’t let our fellow Americans write him off like one. Evil thrives in the shadow of dismissive mockery, which is why we must take the danger of Donald Trump very seriously.
So today we issue another warning. From this place where Abraham Lincoln spoke — right here in the beating heart of New York — to the rest of America:
This is our last chance.

Democracy won’t survive the return of a wannabe dictator.

And it won’t overcome evil if we are divided.

So what do we do about it?  I know I’m preaching to the choir here.  What we’re doing today is valuable, but we have to take today into tomorrow – take it outside these walls.   We have to reach out to the half of our country who have ignored the hazards of Trump and, for whatever reason, support elevating him back into the White House.  They’re not stupid, and we must not condemn them for making a stupid choice.  Our future doesn’t just depend on us. It depends on them.

Let’s reach out to Trump’s followers with respect.  Let’s not talk about “democracy.”  “Democracy” may be our holy grail, but to others it is just a word, a concept, and in their embrace of Trump, they’ve already turned their backs on it.  Let’s talk about right and wrong.  Let’s talk about humanity.  Let’s talk about kindness.  Security for our world.  Safety for our families.  Decency.  Let’s welcome them back.  We won’t get them all, but we can get enough to end the nightmare of Trump, and fulfill the mission of this “Stop Trump Summit.”

[Rich Sohn @R_Sohn]

This is a funny person, go see him

[Joe Bill @mrjoebill]

@BearsNationCHI Fields will be fine once the OL is fortified. The coaching has not been great & the rebuild on BOTH sides of the ball will take time. You Chicken Littles calling for a new QB are idiots but I'm sure are getting hysteria-clicks. You have no real insight to offer, which is a shame.

[Joe Bill @mrjoebill]

@BearsNationCHI I already believe in him. He is the guy to build around. It’s the OL that needs to continue to be overhauled and scrutinized. It’s mostly morons that have given up on @justnfields He will get us back to the top!!

[NJBearsFan 🐻⬇️ @NJBearsFan]

I stand with my MF'ing Quarterback!!! 🐻⬇️