Johnny Ellis

Lives on a farm. Averages one tweet a year. Instagram: mrjohnnyellis

[Johnny Ellis @mrjohnnyellis]

#Family

[Lee Baker @realleepbaker]

Looks like he’s gained a yard of pace.

[Sean Cranston @themoviedadsc]

Wives anytime they see their husband relaxing:

[Johnny Ellis @mrjohnnyellis]

@TheCinesthetic

[Johnny Ellis @mrjohnnyellis]

In a book shop yesterday and saw this cover of Howl’s Moving Castle and now I’m thinking of very little else.

[Johnny Ellis @mrjohnnyellis]

@TheCinesthetic The definitive answer

[Samplo Corvodina of Streatham @TreborRhurbarb]

Paul Robinson has just said Norway are accustomed to playing in the heat. Where? In fucking Valhalla??

[Redfoxi 💙 @Redfoxi]

Christ how powerful is Camilla’s fan ! #wimbledon #Fery

[Adam Hurrey @FootballCliches]

One game too far for the USA, perhaps, by which I mean the entire sport of association football

[Anubis @eduantao]

Eu fingindo estar bem com uma situação que claramente está me afetando

[S.O.D.S. @StowmarketODS]

Rehearsals are well under way for HOME, I'M DARLING - and it's already looking fab!

Come along to The Regal Stowmarket in July to see this funny, inspiring and original play by Laura Wade. You won't want to miss it! 🍸

TICKETS https://t.co/QBUpjoNzPB

#Stowmarket #Suffolk #play

[Kyle Sheldon ⚽️🇺🇸 @kylesheldon]

Is this the best World Cup team photo of all time?

Bravo, Norway 🇳🇴⚔️

[jack @Jbcfc45]

Credit: @SouthamptonFC

[𝗦𝗧🐺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿¹⁸ @WWFC_ST21]

Makes you proud to be British

[Pundamentalism @Pundamentalism]

I didn't believe my wife when she said she'd joined a Moroccan tribute band for The Monkees. And then I saw her Fez.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

26 May, 1999.

✔️ The Treble 🏆🏆🏆

[Rafa 🧱 @notrafalacoort]

Lo mejor de las cuevas es que es completamente opcional meterse

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Andrew aside, I don't mind the royal family, but I'd dump them all just so we can get rid of the absolute dirge that is God Save the King

[Gilded Hiero @Fox_Beholder]

Jonathan Frakes 'Beyond Belief' clips played at half speed make him sound like a drunk dude at the bar

[Currys @currys]

My washing machine 6 minutes after it said it had 30 seconds left on the cycle

[Matt @nosoupforgeorge]

It blows my mind that the projected splashdown time for Artemis II was 5:07pm, and it was, in fact, 5:07pm.

Just a casual spot-on ETA from the fucking moon, no big deal.