Jonathan Evans

[Jonathan Evans @MrJonathanEvans]

Absolutely everyone needs to hear this:

[New York Metro Weather @nymetrowx]

The dew point - not the relative humidity - is the best way to measure how miserable you will be when you go outside.

Revisiting this important point and detailing why you need to become a die-hard dew point supporter: https://t.co/Iq53CuYqnF

[Jonathan Evans @MrJonathanEvans]

Let us all shed a tear for the professional whiner from a toothless conservative think tank

[Brad Hargreaves @bhargreaves]

Got my letter to pay the pied-à-terre surcharge the house our family lives in NYC

I guess I'll just go to this website and fill out some exemption paperwork. Should be no problem since we live here full-time and file taxes from here, right?

[Jonathan Evans @MrJonathanEvans]

The same vibe and speech patterns as the guy you absolutely do not sit next to at the bar

[Rapid Response 47 @RapidResponse47]

.@berniemoreno: "Who the fuck do you think you were for doing that? It is a total disgrace what you did to this country."

[John Hendrickson @JohnGHendy]

Pour one out for Glen Hansard: https://t.co/TH9InEdoqE

[Jonathan Evans @MrJonathanEvans]

@maxwelltani Zero rounds of edits. He’s mad about suits (like, the garments) but also real bent out of shape about … everything. Cool. Great. Really focused essay, man.

[Eric Katz @EricM_Katz]

Trump put on a national civics competition to find the brightest U.S. students.

When a Sikh finalist got questions about the Constitution correct, the judges improperly marked them as wrong.

Was the whole thing rigged from the start? Excellent reporting from @Sam4TR 👇

[Jonathan Evans @MrJonathanEvans]

@rfkenmore Tailoring Day Men For Since Their Wedding 1818

[Jonathan Evans @MrJonathanEvans]

@Ixthos @RealJamesWoods I have no idea what the fuck you're saying, Danny. I mean, I know you're a bigot and all that, so I have to admit I doubt you have gay friends. But what the hell is a "sweeter"?

[Jonathan Evans @MrJonathanEvans]

@Ixthos @RealJamesWoods LOL wow you really are a full-blown piece of shit, huh?

[Jonathan Evans @MrJonathanEvans]

@Ixthos @RealJamesWoods It’s spelled “devout” Danny. Speaking of education…

[Jonathan Evans @MrJonathanEvans]

@jhomenuk So sorry you went through this. All the best wishes (for your health and everything else)!

[Jonathan Evans @MrJonathanEvans]

@Focus_NOPAT @wearehims I gotta say, in my experience, they are not

[Jonathan Evans @MrJonathanEvans]

Hey @wearehims I’m done with this bs it’s time to get in touch with me

[Jonathan Evans @MrJonathanEvans]

@wearehims your customer service is a kind of terrible I can’t even properly articulate, and I’m literally in the business of writing about companies like yours. I appreciate it if you contact me here and help get things sorted out

[Jonathan Evans @MrJonathanEvans]

@quasimatt This doesn’t seem like the sort of thing a native New Yorker would propose…

[Jonathan Evans @MrJonathanEvans]

@sarithaforny Loser behavior

[Jonathan Evans @MrJonathanEvans]

@alecttrona I would love to understand why you think the one on the right is “modern.” To my eye, the one on the left is very era-specific and the one on the right is rooted in pretty classic design codes

[Jonathan Evans @MrJonathanEvans]

All the hipster discourse here just reminded me of a guy I knew way back when. He had a notorious, hugely popular hipster website and absolutely LOATHED me for reasons I never fully understood. Anyway! I hope he's still miserable

[Jonathan Evans @MrJonathanEvans]

@benonwine Tie bar placed incorrectly. Jacket buttoning suspect. No dimple in the knot. Hmm…

[Jonathan Evans @MrJonathanEvans]

@raypleat In the vein of my own comment: Looks like i missed something. So instead of getting snippy about it, I’ll admit it and move on. My bad.