BREAKING NEWS:
UGLY SCENES at Cheltenham as thousands of sockless 'men' arrive wearing checked suits that are a size too small in the jacket and two sizes too small in the trouser. Bare ankles and baker boy hats have caused an outbreak of mass nausea.
@burleyfires My cat is wondering if you need a model, after he provided this ringing endorsement for your product. He’s happy to be paid in @DreamiesUK
"If this lot were seals or whales, you'd all be up in bloody arms. But they’re not, are they? No, no they're not. They're just ordinary common-or-garden honest, decent human beings"
Pete Postlethwaite in Brassed Off. Released #OnThisDay 1996.