Jonathan H

Frightened of octopuses.

A Woke.

99.8% biodegradable.

[Jonathan H @mrjonheaney]

Jeez, you humans have learned nothing from the past. Again.

[Jonathan H @mrjonheaney]

Yo, @elonmusk stay the fuck away from my football club. #lfc

[Jonathan H @mrjonheaney]

BREAKING: Jake Paul's next fight will be against Roy Keane in the car park outside Portman Road Stadium, Ipswich.

[Jonathan H @mrjonheaney]

@FANGORIA Honestly thought that was Corey Taylor then

[Jonathan H @mrjonheaney]

Come on @LFC let's not fuck this up.

[Jonathan H @mrjonheaney]

Elon Musk is Russian.

[Jonathan H @mrjonheaney]

@LiamThorpECHO Nobody said it was easy.

[Jonathan H @mrjonheaney]

The Smiths are fucking shite.

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

#RIP dad 💔

[Jonathan H @mrjonheaney]

@TicketmasterCS your website is a joke.

[Jonathan H @mrjonheaney]

@LiamThorpECHO Ticketmaster per chance?

[Jonathan H @mrjonheaney]

Wow @TicketmasterUK shitting the bed. Who'd have thought?

[Tony Turner @tonytiger67]

Two tickets for The Oasis please

[Jonathan H @mrjonheaney]

@FabrizioRomano That's a steal if he can stay injury free.

[Jonathan H @mrjonheaney]

If Ocean Colour Scene and The Verve support Oasis I'm going to jizz.

[Jonathan H @mrjonheaney]

16 year old me is so happy right now.

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

“This is it, this is happening”
Tickets on sale this Saturday 31st August (🇮🇪8AM IST / 🇬🇧9AM BST)
Dates:
Cardiff Principality Stadium - 4th/5th July
Manchester Heaton Park - 11th/12th/19th/20th July
London Wembley Stadium - 25th/26th July & 2nd/3rd August
Edinburgh Scottish Gas Murrayfield Stadium - 8th/9th August
Dublin Croke Park - 16th/17th August

[Jonathan H @mrjonheaney]

@drphiliplee1 *them.

[Jonathan H @mrjonheaney]

@drphiliplee1 Don't confuse him. He'll be asking what the blue bits mean.

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Rest in peace, Sven-Göran Eriksson.

The thoughts of everyone at the club are with Sven’s family and friends at this extremely sad time.

[Jonathan H @mrjonheaney]

Arne Slot is our shiny one.