Jonny5

Gets on well with nice folk.

[Jonny5 @MrJRule]

#renovation of a grade 2 listed old school and house. 3/4 years in the making. Follow on instagram https://t.co/NqmWdbKb0n

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

This billboard wasn’t allowed in public incase it offended anyone so please do not repost it. Thanks.

[Jonny5 @MrJRule]

@80s_Kidz Bryan Ferry - Roxy Music.

[Sam @SamCKx]

For those who do not understand why Danny Tommo wasn’t given bail: it's completely and utterly obvious for anyone who isn't totally braindead.

Tommo is a convicted criminal who served two years for attempted kidnapping. He was already on conditional bail following six criminal charges in April, with a hearing due in October, when he was filmed slashing a dinghy with a rescue worker still aboard. He refused to confirm his abode to the police.

A serious previous conviction, a new criminal allegation while already on bail from 6 other charges, no fixed abode: this is a slam dunk "no bail" scenario. Not a conspiracy.

Comparing him with the five men arrested near RAF Fairford is utterly disingenuous. It's obvious by now that these were petty criminals stealing fuel, not terrorists. They were fully identified, having given fixed abodes, and no one is a flight risk for a petty attempted crime. I also guarantee none of them were already on bail from previous charges.

So please, stop with the false outrage. No one genuinely believes these scenarios are comparable.

[Jonny5 @MrJRule]

These are the worst crisps invented. I welcome any challengers @CrispsOfBritain

[Alison Moyet @AlisonMoyet]

I love these. Haha! Proof positive I’m a geezer. That leg thing is brilliant! It’s called fat thighs, chump. Those knees are never going to be close neighbours. Specially not since I squeezed three babies out of my knob.

[Mr Benn @thebowlerhatman]

The lovely people at Fabulous Films have given me one of these to give away.
You will get it a couple of weeks before it's released.
All you have to do is retweet this tweet & I will select a winner at random.
Good Luck!!
https://t.co/JKUKtlOykc

[Jonny5 @MrJRule]

@ClipInsanity Can you imagine the uses for this. They could put that stuff in a long tube and fire oure out receptacles as a weapon.

[Jonny5 @MrJRule]

@Waddy1 Yep, you got me there for a minute.

[Jonny5 @MrJRule]

@chris_kammy @benshephard @reid6peter Crazy, you had lunch with Flea.

[Jonny5 @MrJRule]

@joshstifter Too many trailers these days that show half the movie. Duck back in to some old Hitchcock movies.

[Jonny5 @MrJRule]

@kalanighost Let’s all agree that it’s a proper face full of food

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@BoyanSlat @JohnWhyte83060 😂

[Jonny5 @MrJRule]

@AvonandsomerRob I would highly recommend against doing this. We paid £250k for our lodge and barely broke even each month with letting over the two years we owned it. Site fees are horrendous and we took a huge hit selling it. Big mistake!

[Jonny5 @MrJRule]

@PoliticsScot We’ve got a AGA. Great for big dinners, but the air fryer does the same thing in half the time if you just want some sausages etc

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@StreamerStorage Huge fight 😂

[The Rotherham Bugle @Rotherhambugle]

Argentine President refuses to confirm or deny whether his mother visited the Embassy club in Manchester in 1969.

[Jonny5 @MrJRule]

@itsme_urstruly Yep, big old house. I have the occasional chat with some of the larger ones.

[Jonny5 @MrJRule]

@ThoughtCrimes80 Something fucking moved in that gravy ��

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@johnmactravels Thanks for sharing. Very creepy!

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