Jonathon Kilhoffer

The most accurate and trusted Twitter user to ever exist

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@JoeyMannarinoUS She skipped the part about American debt and the ridiculous stuff we fund. Sure it was just an oversight

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@seamus_coughlin Good luck cleaning your dryer

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@1776General_

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@michaelmalice The part that showed his name and username must have been pushed too far to the right of the screen

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@BrainLeakage03

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@Timcast

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@The_Kyle_Mann Trick question. Nobody says that. They’re too busy giving high-fives and finger-guns

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@seamus_coughlin I’d watch w

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@yifever Guess I’m an oddball. These all look like an improvement. I’ll admit that when someone said they’re trying to turn us all into a number my initial thought was “sounds efficient.”

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@Not_the_Bee Didn’t know the GOP was a football team

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@insanefrog Good thing he never attempted to branch out to comedy

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@TaraBull808 This was satire

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@libsoftiktok If you really think about it, videos games are all about pretending and the suspension of disbelief. So a two minute lecture on pronouns actually makes a ton of sense

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@The_Kyle_Mann @VoughtIntl This is 4D chess. There’s also a built-in assumption that this show is still relevant. You can’t have thought provoking humor without irony

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@Timcast As a conservative, I fear women. This ad hit the nail on the head, which is a reference to using tools

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@EndWokeness Using the government to make sure people can only say things you approve of…it’s crazy enough to work! Hill-dog, you’ve done it again!

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@Not_the_Bee Sounds…fake

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@Protestia I’ve noticed a lot of people take advantage of worship as an opportunity to live out their dream of becoming a rock star

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@hartgoat Welp. She just helped everyone that used to agree with her reconsider their position. Glad she’s helping the prolife movement out

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@mostlypeaceful They are not happy about who their wives’ boyfriends are voting for