Jason kitts

Letterkenny writer - IG: Mrkitts

[Jason kitts @mrkitts]

If she has salt stains on her Ugg’s she can fight

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On a first date at Rainforest Café and she’s hardly even touched her Rasta Pasta 😕

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Some weirdo approached me in a parking lot and said if I kiss him on the lips a little he will give me two tickets to Space jam 2 . Careful out there, guys.

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Just in: Guy washing his ass with soap sliver the size of an SD card just “wants a girl with her shit together”.

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They say sex sells but i haven’t gotten a single response on Kijiji

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Damn I’d kill for some precedented times right now

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@Psnits This how how I know I’d have big boobs

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Just in: Transaction not lengthy enough to get server up to speed on plans for the evening

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When I find the tarot card reader that told the girl I was seeing to re think a new relationship

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Some guy just told me not to fuck with him because he trains Brazilian jiu jitsu. I don’t care what kind of dog you have or how smart it is. Square up

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Girls go to LA and start doing live-streams with 0 viewers talking about “I need a monologue”. You just did it baby

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Dudes that wear basketball shorts as boxers will rock you with a haymaker and ride off on this bike

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If she throws film grain on her iPhone pics she ain’t texting back brother

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Me styling my hair how I think @Zendaya would like it while my family reminds me she will never know I exist

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@limabeanjuice When somone post a screenshot of their Spotify playlist

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Queen / Spadina McDonald’s vibe

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me to my software update notifications https://t.co/32UW1BtmWY

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Good morning to nobody except Zendaya

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@FreddieGibbs @colorsxstudios @jaredkeeso doesn’t miss

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Just in: Friend who rolls his own cigarettes saw documentary about what you’re eating right now

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Girls post their lil SoHo house slideshow and never reply to a text again

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Why on earth would I pay $3.00 for a coffee to jolt me awake when there are vicious street fight videos on my timeline for absolutely free