Keenan A. Schaefer

Acting & Performance Student at NCL.
Arts.Enough said.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Unsurprisingly, he said it best himself. #MuhammedAli

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

My husband just told me he voted for Poland while I was making tea. A reminder that you never *really* know another human being. #Eurovision

[Keenan A. Schaefer @MrKSchaefer]

@alylamond @WendiPeters Yes! Representing Johnstone 💁🎶

[Keenan A. Schaefer @MrKSchaefer]

@ninagarcia 's tweets have kept me thoroughly amused throughout tonight's @Eurovision. She gives me life 👏

[Phillip Schofield @Schofe]

Did she just sing 'you fingered the Gods?!" Well this is out of control 😂😂 MAKE IT STOP #UKR

[WWD @wwd]

It's Malta's turn! Beware: It's @ladygaga's stylist for @iralosco's performance #Eurovision #MAL

[Jack Edwards @jackbenedwards]

how do I vote for graham norton to win eurovision

[Nina Garcia @ninagarcia]

So young yet so old #Eurovision

[Keenan A. Schaefer @MrKSchaefer]

@BelleDeHell

[Keenan A. Schaefer @MrKSchaefer]

Just arrived in the beautiful Berlin and I have no network signal at all. No calls, no SMS either @EE Please help #eenetworkissues

[Keenan A. Schaefer @MrKSchaefer]

It's bad enough that the board was cleared, but to then display a train that continuously changes… https://t.co/hs6gADusx2

[Keenan A. Schaefer @MrKSchaefer]

.@UberUK has just launched in Glasgow, enjoy £15 off your first ride with the promo code GLASGOW http://t.co/UIr05B6rDs

[Keenan A. Schaefer @MrKSchaefer]

@marksandspencer Had I looked a second later, I'd have eaten it. I'm really not impressed 😕

[Keenan A. Schaefer @MrKSchaefer]

@marksandspencer I was tucking into my well deserved lunch in work, and I came across a giant clump of hair. No no no

[Keenan A. Schaefer @MrKSchaefer]

My #EEQuestTest adventure personality is Weekend Rambler! Take the test to find yours http://t.co/B8C9HLyF7f

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Dining with an overweight person causes you to eat more.

[Keenan A. Schaefer @MrKSchaefer]

@alittlejohn20 Good shout my dear. You look mighty dapper #MakeHistoryCute #BowTieTuesday #dapperrealness

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The average person generates 5 tons of poop in a lifetime.

[Keenan A. Schaefer @MrKSchaefer]

@alittlejohn20 True. A little birdie told me that they have more fun...? 🐦 #minx

[Keenan A. Schaefer @MrKSchaefer]

@alittlejohn20 Then get it back. Although your hair's nice as is