theodore bear

just a small town bear, living in a lonely world

[theodore bear @mrlonelytedbear]

Leavin' on a jet plane, don't know when I'll be back again, oh babe, I hate to go - John Denver

[theodore bear @mrlonelytedbear]

Was called lazy today. Would have responded to the insult, but didn't want to put in the effort.

[theodore bear @mrlonelytedbear]

Go make that money money money. Your money money money. Cause I know how it is go and handle your biz.

[theodore bear @mrlonelytedbear]

Shawty I dont mind if u dance on a pole that dont make u a ho Shawty I dont mind when u work until 3 if u leavin w me

[theodore bear @mrlonelytedbear]

Made a new friend in the back yard today. Now we're looking for a rabbit to race.

[theodore bear @mrlonelytedbear]

Some days, you just don't mind being dragged around by the ear.

[theodore bear @mrlonelytedbear]

I hate to brag, but I'm the most modest teddy bear you'll ever meet.

[theodore bear @mrlonelytedbear]

Went running today.

(Ran to McDonalds for lunch. Ran to Wendy's for dinner. And ran to Burger King for an after dinner snack.)

[theodore bear @mrlonelytedbear]

Super bear hugs to everyone. (No Kryptonians were harmed during this picture taking.)

[theodore bear @mrlonelytedbear]

Why do I always crave Chik-fil-A on Sundays?

[theodore bear @mrlonelytedbear]

Between naps, watched the Dude do housework all day. Asked him if he wanted a skirt and apron. He glared at me. Then dusted me off.

[theodore bear @mrlonelytedbear]

Slept til noon. Ate a huge breakfast. And then went back to sleep. So happy.

[theodore bear @mrlonelytedbear]

I need a belly rub.

[theodore bear @mrlonelytedbear]

I aspire to be this kind of teddy.

(The artist: http://t.co/U5lXYUz7gW)

[theodore bear @mrlonelytedbear]

Its been raining all week. I think I better look for a girl teddy bear and a guy named Noah.

[theodore bear @mrlonelytedbear]

If I was an adult human male, my goal in life would be the subject of a Taylor Swift song.

[theodore bear @mrlonelytedbear]

Tay-tay bein' sas-ay. Growl! http://t.co/CfThh13Tzi

[theodore bear @mrlonelytedbear]

A show that specifically targets my demographic! Woot-woot! https://t.co/f5VJMo6uga

[Cartoon Brew @cartoonbrew]

Cartoon Network Will Launch ‘We Bare Bears’ Series in July http://t.co/yFwpC4dSPa

[theodore bear @mrlonelytedbear]

I see Chicago has 3 Stanley Cups. Me? I'm happy with 2 sea cups.

[theodore bear @mrlonelytedbear]

Twitter. Where a poop joke gets the most retweets and favorites. #smh