Mr. Love Incorrect Quotes

transferring all of my #mlqcincorrectquotes here since my @/mlqcincorrects has already been a total mess *admin: @lucienswife*

[Mr. Love Incorrect Quotes @mrloveincorrect]

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[Mr. Love Incorrect Quotes @mrloveincorrect]

MC: When was the last time you slept?

Lucien: Sleep is overrated.

MC: Well yeah, but the last time I checked it helps to keep you alive.

Lucien: Exactly why it's overrated.

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[Mr. Love Incorrect Quotes @mrloveincorrect]

MC: I made a "marshmallow Victor". See? His arms are crossed because he's mad at all his marshmallow friends for annoying him. You like it?

Victor: *choked up* It's fine.

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[Mr. Love Incorrect Quotes @mrloveincorrect]

Savin, looking at Kiro : I wonder what he’s thinking about he’s so quiet.

Kiro: From a crab’s point of view, do they think fish are flying?

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[Mr. Love Incorrect Quotes @mrloveincorrect]

MC: Give a man fire and he'll be warm for a day.

Helios: Set him on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

MC: No-

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[Mr. Love Incorrect Quotes @mrloveincorrect]

Victor: How did none of you hear what I had just said?

Shaw: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Kiro: I got distracted about halfway through.

Lucien: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Gavin: *sleeping*

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[Mr. Love Incorrect Quotes @mrloveincorrect]

Minor: Gavin bro do you lift?

Gavin: Yeah, I do. How did you know?

Minor: Because you lift my heart whenever you are around.

Gavin:....

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[Mr. Love Incorrect Quotes @mrloveincorrect]

Victor's aunt: So sweetie, do you cook?

MC: I made a cake once.

Victor: Yeah, it was good.

MC: Really?

Victor: Don't make me lie twice.

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[Mr. Love Incorrect Quotes @mrloveincorrect]

Gavin: *entering the room* Hello, I just came to-

Gavin: *sees Lucien shoving Victor into the washing machine while Kiro records and Shaw watches*

Gavin: *retreating* Something suddenly came up.

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[Mr. Love Incorrect Quotes @mrloveincorrect]

Lucien, seeing Shaw's papers: Do you take constructive criticisms?

Shaw: No, only cash or credit cards.

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[Mr. Love Incorrect Quotes @mrloveincorrect]

Gavin: I'm having a hard time deciding which would be a good fit for my family. Adoption is so difficult.

MC: We've been here for HOURS. Please, just pick a plant already.

MC, whispers: It would end up being dead after a few days anyway.

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[Mr. Love Incorrect Quotes @mrloveincorrect]

Victor: Wake up the sun has already risen.

MC, after a couple of sleepless nights due to finishing her reports: And what do you want me to do? Photosynthesize?

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[Mr. Love Incorrect Quotes @mrloveincorrect]

Victor: You're ugly when you lie, professor.

Lucien: I'm not lying.

Victor: Then why are you ugly?

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[Mr. Love Incorrect Quotes @mrloveincorrect]

//MC after returning

Lucien: Didn't you die?

MC: That was months ago. Things change.

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[Mr. Love Incorrect Quotes @mrloveincorrect]

Lucien, at the presscon about the experiment they will proceed for the making of the antidote for the virus:

Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

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[Mr. Love Incorrect Quotes @mrloveincorrect]

Gavin: Shaw, what's a thot?

Shaw:

Shaw: A thoughtful person.

Gavin: I see.

*dinner*

Minor: here's the salt Gavin, you like this meal a bit more salty right?

Gavin: Thanks Minor you're such a thot.

Minor: GAVIN BRO??!

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[Mr. Love Incorrect Quotes @mrloveincorrect]

Mr. Mills: Would you like something to drink?

Mr. Mills: We have water, milk, tea, spiders, juice, Dr. Pepper-

Kiro: Spiders?

Victor: Spiders, it is then.

Kiro: No, that wasn't what I-

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[Mr. Love Incorrect Quotes @mrloveincorrect]

MC: That toy is for kids age 5 and up.

Shaw: Okay? Well I'm part of the "up".

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[Mr. Love Incorrect Quotes @mrloveincorrect]

Cyril: So what is your plan.

MC: To save everyone and get home safely.

Cyril: That's not a plan, that's a wishlist.

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[Mr. Love Incorrect Quotes @mrloveincorrect]

MC after finishing all her reports: So I have slept for twelve hours right after submitting all these reports, I think I can go for another twelve hours.

Victor:.... That's called a coma.

MC: Sounds festive. Good night.

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[Mr. Love Incorrect Quotes @mrloveincorrect]

Victor: *picks up the phone* What I'm busy.

Lucien: So I am now about to start an experiment where I will be drinking 36 cans of red bull to see if my senses will be heightened or would just straight up die-

Victor: I'm on my way.

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