María Laura García♡

Me gustan más los animales que las personas. Dank memes

[María Laura García♡ @mrlrgrc]

No sé si me reí más con la foto o la primera respuesta del tweet

[avril @@@ @Oligofreniaa]

?

[María Laura García♡ @mrlrgrc]

No creo en cura ni en militar. No importa cuando leas esto

[Eugenio G. Martínez @puzkas]

Jorge Rodríguez anuncia que comenzará el proceso de liberación "de un número importante" de presos políticos

[María Laura García♡ @mrlrgrc]

Naguevonada de cínico y soyao

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: The wife of Nicolás Maduro had "significant injuries" in court, including on her temple and on her forehead.

Maduro reportedly spoke at one point and declared himself still the president of Venezuela.

Here is exactly what happened in court, according to CNN:

- Maduro's wife had "visible injuries" which reportedly happened during the abduction.

- Both Maduro and his wife appeared "stoic" to CNN.

- When Maduro was asked to identify himself, he said he was the "president of Venezuela," began to speak, and called himself a prisoner of war.

- He then talked about being captured from his home before being interrupted by the judge, who told him to just state his name.

- Maduro took notes throughout the entire appearance.

- Maduro pleaded not guilty and said he was a decent man.

- "When Maduro spoke, quite confidently, he would have his fingertips touching the desk. Meanwhile, his wife had her hands almost in a fist, much more demure, much more withdrawn in many respects," CNN reported.

- "There was a moment at the end ... a protester got up as they were escorting Maduro and his wife out of the courtroom. That protester said that 'you will pay for what you have done to Maduro,' who in turn pointed to the sky and said that he was a 'man of God' and the president of the Republic of Venezuela."

[edgar albarran @edgaralbarran]

Lo que pasó en Caracas fue gravísimo, miren lo que dice el art. 23 parágrafo segundo del Derecho Internacional: Todo aquel que opine sobre el tema Venezuela sin ser venezolano puede venir a mamarme el guevo, las bolas y hasta el nie, sin distinción, de raza, sexo y/o nacionalidad

[María Laura García♡ @mrlrgrc]

Melenchon el más guevon jiji

[Jérémy Benhaïm @JeremBenhaim]

« Il faut exiger la libération et le retour immédiat de Nicolás Maduro libre au Venezuela. »

Ce soir, Jean-Luc Mélenchon assume donc, en toute décontraction, son soutien à l’un des pires dictateurs de la planète…

Il va falloir envisager sérieusement de dissoudre LFI.

[María Laura García♡ @mrlrgrc]

Los franchutes de izquierda me tienen los ovarios flacos. Y los medios como le parisien con su apología a Delcy Rodríguez peor.

[Luis Chicott @luischicott]

Así estamos.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Nicolas Maduro on board the USS Iwo Jima.

[chris @minombreeschris]

2013 / 2023 / 2026

[María Laura García♡ @mrlrgrc]

Y ahora qué

[krysla @wolfpvssy]

me siento así

[Lalo Landa @Hey__Lalo]

Ya llego Hugo Chávez a defender la dictadura que tiene Nicolás Maduro en toda Venezuela.

[Flor @ratisconi]

Se hizo canon.

[María Laura García♡ @mrlrgrc]

MAMAGUEVO POR FIN @NicolasMaduro

[María Laura García♡ @mrlrgrc]

Hijo de puta vale

[Agustín Antonetti @agusantonetti]

Llegó el día, queridos amigos. Lloren de emoción, despierten a todo el mundo.

Ha llegado el día que tanto soñamos.

🇻🇪⛓️‍💥

[Omar Lameda @LamedaMC]

Viendo como caracas explota por una pantalla en silencio es de las cosas más distopicas que he vivido en mi vida

[KevMo @GamerKevMo]

Nunca intervendrán los memes