Luis David

[Juzz 💚 @Juzzpincay]

Una vez más: Aceptar un cargo para el que NO estás preparado ES CORRUPCIÓN.

[vost @foolibuster]

burial

[Far Side Fix @farsidefix]

#TheFarSide

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

Body count back to zero
He died for our sins

[LouLou 🐾🐾 @Flaaaaalala]

@his4Everz

[Lippo @Lippo_Panini]

RIP George Harrison you would’ve loved the new Gorillaz album

[music wins @musicwins1]

bringing this back because it’s my favourite tweet

[Fr @fenasauri]

Mi teoría conspirativa es que a nadie le gusta acampar y que todos fingen ser felices durmiendo en el suelo y usando baños comunes que apenas tienen agua.

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

People die all the time. Just like that.
Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow.

[Esteban Ávila Villagómez @estebanavila]

Es más valioso no ser estúpido que ser inteligente.

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

your secret is safe with me unless it’s funny

[Simpsons Quotes @QuotesSimpsons1]

Marge, it's not the money. My job is my identity.

If I'm not a safety whatchama-jigger, I'm nothing.

#Simpsons

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Potato-Chip Connoisseur Detects Notes Of Sour Cream, Onion https://t.co/vCjvJdavdU