Luke Holder

Crazy teacher, performer, artist, philosopher, lover and eater. Compulsive and impulsive, my life is a constant source of exquisite pain

[Snow Report Southern Africa @SnowReportSA]

❄ UPDATED SNOW FORECAST: Snow still on the radar for South Africa and Lesotho from Thursday - more details at https://t.co/qs5oMScTA4 #snowreportsa #africansnow #weather

[Snow Report Southern Africa @SnowReportSA]

❄ ADVANCE SNOW FORECAST: Snow back on the radar for South Africa, Lesotho and now Namibia too - more details at https://t.co/qs5oMScTA4 #snowreportsa #africansnow #weather

[Luke Holder @mrlukeholder]

@elonmusk You are worth 252,6 billion dollars. The earth's population is 8 billion. Arrange to give everyone a billion dollars (you will still have 244,6 for yourself) and see if people will find ways to improve their lives. When you eliminate poverty, people thrive.

[Luke Holder @mrlukeholder]

@timminchin Every now and then you watch a show that gets stuck inside you. Its painful, poignant, beautifully crafted, with all the quirk and charisma of the glorious Australian backdrop that it plays out against. This is Tim Minchin's finest hour

[Luke Holder @mrlukeholder]

You, Bette, are my spirit animal!

[WBHS Sport @WBHS_Sport]

Congrats to our 14e cricket who bowled their 14a opposition out for 2 & won by 10wkts on Sat @SASCHOOLSPORTS #record

[Luke Holder @mrlukeholder]

Depending on the outcome of the day, it could either be the best Christmas ever, or the worst.

[Luke Holder @mrlukeholder]

Listening to the National Anthem on my way to work today has made me very sad. SA is ruined, and we are paying the ultimate price

[Condescending Wonka @OhWonka]

Last Christmas I

[Luke Holder @mrlukeholder]

So, 1 and a half hours early for work, or an hour in traffic? #thatisthequestion

[Luke Holder @mrlukeholder]

Biltong, I love you. Thank you for never letting me down.

[Luke Holder @mrlukeholder]

It's December, and I have not felt even the vaguest nudge towards embracing the Christmas spirit. This year has got to end soon.

[Luke Holder @mrlukeholder]

Today I failed at everything - tact, decency, courtesy and composure. Will try again tomorrow.

[Luke Holder @mrlukeholder]

Apparently I reek of garlic, and traffic to work is as terrifying as a free buffet in parliament. Be warned #somethingwickedthiswaycomes

[Luke Holder @mrlukeholder]

Thanks loadshedding - a valid reason to finally leave work and go home #goodnightWBHS #seeyoutomorrow #7dayworkingweek

[Luke Holder @mrlukeholder]

Ooh, that's a lot of blood.

[Luke Holder @mrlukeholder]

In a week's time I become an uncle. I can't wait for the world to be blessed by little precious Eli Holder.

[Luke Holder @mrlukeholder]

Even "lite" wine, when consumed rapidly and excessively, can make you feel like a partridge in a pear tree #theendisinsight

[Luke Holder @mrlukeholder]

I will not let a mosquito ruin my day already. This just means another hour to be productive. Heaven helps the man who fights his fear.

[Luke Holder @mrlukeholder]

Rehearsals were tough today. Long way to go, but progress is evident #Macbeth2015 #somethingwickedthiswaycomes