Michael Marks

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[Michael Marks @mrm101]

@TheCrimsonFuckr don't know if anyone has asked... but did you get it this year?

[Michael Marks @mrm101]

@ServiceUni41572 I've left a review on the app. Its not that complicated to get to my location, just more often than not your drivers are not following simple instructions. Again, you need to increase the ammount of letters to around 500 for instructions so I can be as specific as possible.

[Michael Marks @mrm101]

@s8n My day so far @DoorDash

[Michael Marks @mrm101]

@JohnCena yo, you need to redo Ernest's Scared Straight. I mean you look like him if Ernest did steroids and benched 350.

[Michael Marks @mrm101]

@grok Thank you!

[Michael Marks @mrm101]

@grok Hey Grok, what is the language that sounds like a diesel engine cold starting?

[Michael Marks @mrm101]

@ReddCinema Both... both is good.

[Michael Marks @mrm101]

@TheCrimsonFuckr so did you write your letter to the new pope yet?

[Michael Marks @mrm101]

@Grubhub can you expand the delivery notes to more than one sentence? Apparently I have to write a paragraph in order to get your drivers to the right spot.

[Michael Marks @mrm101]

@FrontlineFire X bjhyu it us ya rbkkklk

[Michael Marks @mrm101]

@TheCrimsonFuckr I got to use the SR-71 line the other day. Glorious.

[Michael Marks @mrm101]

@BenjaminNorton So food stamps? He's going to pay them in food stamps by another way? Kinda like we already do in Walmart for example?

[Michael Marks @mrm101]

@SpaceX pretty sweet that you're sending a probe to Titan, but can you add Ceres? Supposedly its glowing on the night side and we don't know why.

[Michael Marks @mrm101]

@elonmuskADO Easy, sell the house, take that money and buy a slightly bigger one with a bigger garage. Pay off the cars, and take the rest and put it in a estate mutual fund and live off the interest. Probability pick up Blacksmithing to keep me active.

[Michael Marks @mrm101]

@russ_bullock So considering the steam reviews, will this be going on sale this Xmas?/cyber Monday?

[Michael Marks @mrm101]

@Cobratate can confirm?

[Michael Marks @mrm101]

@BeeKamens @JoeBiden Thats one way to buy a vote i guess.

[Michael Marks @mrm101]

@s8n Will she be on top? Asking for a friend....

[Michael Marks @mrm101]

@Helldivers2HQ *HD2 team: kill one billion bugs!* that's will keep them busy for a while... *30% done in 6hrs*

*players just having a ball*

Jole introduces the Swarm Queen, a flying bile titan that spawns bugs when hit.

*payers* cowabunga it is then!!!

[Michael Marks @mrm101]

@POTUS So the taxpayers get to pay off other people bad investments yet again... Why do we keep letting this crap happen?