mr mallon

Singer. Songwriter. Liar.

[mr mallon @mrmallon]

Loving the #neeaww guy on the #F1 audio 😂

[mr mallon @mrmallon]

What's going on with the camera work at longmeadow? Lots of strange lens choices on Monty going on this week. #GardenersWorld

[mr mallon @mrmallon]

A pity that Harriet massively over-did it at breakfast and that she doesn't have the emotional intelligence to remember that it's a game and not personal.
#traitors #traitorsuk #TheTraitors

[mr mallon @mrmallon]

Baddie in Die Hard: Hans Gruber
Silent Night composer: Frans Gruber

DIE HARD IS A CHRISTMAS MOVIE

#DieHard

[mr mallon @mrmallon]

@JamesMartinSJ Agreed. I gave a little whoop when the rose chasuble popped up in a montage.
Irked me that they called the altar a stage a couple of times, but you can't have everything, can you?

[mr mallon @mrmallon]

@Number10cat And Ironically, given what he'll be known as now, Andrew won't actually live in Windsor any more.
Andy Sandringham Caravan has a nice ring to it. #AndrewMountbattenWindsor

[mr mallon @mrmallon]

@Andy_eprr @jonsopel Aaah, obvs.

[mr mallon @mrmallon]

Anybody else want to tear their ears off when Damon Hill pronounces Sainz incorrectly? #bbcf1

[BBC 5 Live Sport @5liveSport]

🚦 We're racing in Austin! 🚦

Verstappen retains the lead at the start, as Leclerc moves up to 2nd at the expense of Norris! 🏎️

Listen live 📲 https://t.co/NI1sjtGRxI

#USGP #BBCF1

[mr mallon @mrmallon]

Disappointed not to have been named Archbishop of Canterbury. Again.
After not getting the Pope gig last year, it's difficult not to get disillusioned but I'll keep trying.
Might actually have a realistic shout at Dalai Lama when that pops up on LinkedIn.
#archbishopofcanterbury

[mr mallon @mrmallon]

Really enjoying @abbipulling 's input on today's #bbcf1 coverage.

[mr mallon @mrmallon]

I for one have some cross words for @NYTGames putting the mini behind a pay wall with no notice.
#Mini #Nytmini #rude

[mr mallon @mrmallon]

.@NYTGames Monday 18th. That is NOT how you spell 7 across. #Harrumph #NYTMini

[mr mallon @mrmallon]

@douglandry I think he wanted this 😞

[mr mallon @mrmallon]

@RevRichardColes Oooh. I nearly went here tonight but ran out of time 😭

[mr mallon @mrmallon]

Most people don't know what it will look like when they walk into heaven but today at Bolton library, I think my wife just found out. 😂❤️

@BoltonLMS

[mr mallon @mrmallon]

A MOUSE GAVE US 12 POINTS?!?
WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED‽
#Eurovision

[mr mallon @mrmallon]

@scottygb Imagine if Ich Komme was in English 😱

[mr mallon @mrmallon]

Realistic depiction of what it's like when you're trying to keep your house clean if you have kids.
#eurovision

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

god i love host Hazel Brugger so much #eurovision

[mr mallon @mrmallon]

What they didn't mention is that's just his actual shoulders.
#Eurovision