Mark Dolan

Host, The Mark Dolan Show on YouTube

[Mark Dolan @mrmarkdolan]

It’s becoming abundantly clear Jimmy Carr is a genius 👇

[J Stewart @triffic_stuff_]

😳 Jimmy Carr weighs in on Russell Brand: “He’s going to jail for something he didn’t do”

Audience: “What do you think about Russell Brand?”

Jimmy: “This is interesting. It’s crazy to think that Russell Brand is going to jail for something he didn’t do… get consent.” 😂

“I think Russell Brand’s views on sex and consent are gonna radically change in the next week.” 😭

Brilliant! Sharp as ever.

Funny thing is, Jimmy played along and encouraged a lot of the things Brand used to say. Not the actual behaviour, just the persona and the jokes.

Makes you wonder if he knew as people keep saying it was an open secret, especially on the comedy circuit. 🤔

[Mark Dolan @mrmarkdolan]

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[Ryan King @makingmsimple]

UK new minimum wage: £27,456 per year.

Higher-rate tax bracket: £50,270.

1.8x difference.

In 1997 there was a 5x difference.

Mind boggling.

[Mark Dolan @mrmarkdolan]

Always the deepest privilege to have Lee on The Mark Dolan Show 🔥🔥🔥

[Lee Cohen 🇺🇸🇬🇧 @TheTeaWithLee]

VINDICATION?!?! NOT EVEN CLOSE!!

This is a Markle family scandal, not a royal one, and anyone hailing it as a "thumping vindication" for Meghan has forgotten her entire record.

I made the case on The Mark Dolan Show alongside the great broadcaster Mark Dolan and top lawyer Marcus Johnstone 👇

The allegations against Thomas Markle are sickening. He denies them all, calling them "sick lies", and the authorities in the Philippines are investigating. If anything is proven, he deserves every ounce of condemnation coming his way.

Sympathy for any daughter in that position is natural. Vindication is something else entirely.

Her own statement has already had to be corrected. She said the claims reached the authorities in 2018. The Met says the letter arrived in January 2019 and was passed to the Sussexes' office for awareness, with nothing shared with any other police force. Her spokesman now calls it a "discrepancy of a few months".

And she has form. The Archbishop of Canterbury contradicted her "secret wedding" claim. She had to apologise to the Court of Appeal for forgetting she had authorised briefings to the authors of Finding Freedom. The NYPD reported no collisions, injuries or arrests after the New York "car chase".

None of this erases the Oprah interview, which aired while Prince Philip was still in hospital, or the Netflix series, or Harry's memoir. There has never been an apology for any of it. Andrew Neil nailed it: "It doesn't roll back everything she did in these appalling interviews, the Netflix documentary and so on."

Today the King flies to the Caribbean to lead the Commonwealth, doing his duty as he always has. Meghan is a PRIVATE CITIZEN, and the Markles' troubles belong to the Markles.

[Mark Dolan @mrmarkdolan]

I love this man ❤️

[Harry Kane @HKane]

Work hard in silence. Let success be your noise. 🏆

[Mark Dolan @mrmarkdolan]

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[Richard Eden @richardaeden]

Paparazzi caught intruding on Harry and Meghan’s privacy by taking photographs of their children on the way to school. Sorry, my mistake, it was posted by Meghan on her commercial Instagram account

[Mark Dolan @mrmarkdolan]

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[Samara Gill @SamaramGill]

🚨NEWS! I'm sooo exited to announce that I'm joining @News24 to launch Unleashed with Samara Gill. It will be UNLEASHED in every sense of the word!

Filming in London to a global audience, I will be bringing a digital FIRST approach to politics, culture and of course the royals from the biggest stories dominating the headlines to ALL the debates raging on your X feed, the viral moments and conversations shaping the internet (what you actually want to watch!)

Coming soon. Stay tuned!🌏

[Mark Dolan @mrmarkdolan]

For the hard of thinking, this doesn’t end well

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: The UK's second richest billionaire David Reuben has quit the UK for Monaco

He is worth around £28bn

[Mark Dolan @mrmarkdolan]

🚨BREAKING

Dan Wootton made a false statement about my Talk TV departure

Here is my response ⬇️

[Mark Dolan @mrmarkdolan]

🚨UPDATE

Dan Wootton has made a false statement about my Talk TV departure

I will be responding at 5pm today

[Mark Dolan @mrmarkdolan]

@thegeorgebunn Boom!!! Big congratulations George 👏👏

[Mark Dolan @mrmarkdolan]

@TalkTV 🚀 6.5 MILLION views a month

Find me here 👉 https://t.co/8sq6bXPFgw

[Mark Dolan @mrmarkdolan]

🚨STATEMENT

I have left @TalkTV with immediate effect

Here are my thoughts ⬇️

[Mark Dolan @mrmarkdolan]

🚨UPDATE

I’ll be making a statement about my Talk TV future at 5pm today

[Mark Dolan @mrmarkdolan]

BRILLIANT to have Mike on the show - check it out this explosive episode below 👇

[Mike Parry @mikeparry8]

OK FOLKS .. Delighted to have been able today to get to the heart of the Earl Spencer book/Diana/Prince Harry story with the most elegant of show hosts Mr @mrmarkdolan 😁 👍 🖥 🎤.. Catch it here .. https://t.co/OXywdJnbcq

[Mark Dolan @mrmarkdolan]

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[Mark Dolan @mrmarkdolan]

My latest column for the Daily Express below

What do YOU think?? 🤔

[Mark Dolan @mrmarkdolan]

what a time to be alive

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

Fury as NSPCC say male teachers can supervise girls in changing rooms https://t.co/27CalUEAKK

[Mark Dolan @mrmarkdolan]

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[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

WOMEN'S
RIGHTS
AREN'T
YOURS
TO
GIVE
AWAY.

[Mark Dolan @mrmarkdolan]

A joy and privilege to meet Lee at Buckingham Palace this week!

Do check out that episode of The Mark Dolan Show on YouTube, it was🔥🔥👑

[Lee Cohen 🇺🇸🇬🇧 @TheTeaWithLee]

Had a ball filming with @mrmarkdolan discussing--- what else? Everyone's un- favourite Private Citizens. Many thanks for having me Mark. You are a giant and a gent!

[Mark Dolan @mrmarkdolan]

This is golden 👇

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

I see that Stella Creasy is accusing me of leading a pitchfork mob against her, because I opined that she is less likeable and more hypocritical than the wild parakeet she mistook for an escaped pet.

For those who don’t know, Creasy is an elected politician and self-proclaimed ‘old-fashioned feminist’ who is ‘still fighting the patriarchy’. She’s more than once publicly defined herself against me (and my reaction was not to accuse her of leading a mob, even though I was probably averaging a dozen death threats a day at the point when the article below appeared.)

I thought it might be instructive for those of us who don’t share Creasy’s brand of ‘feminism’ to examine her campaigning record, so we can learn to do better.

Creasy wants women admitted to the male-only, exclusive, London-based private members Garrick Club, a change that would benefit rather privileged women like Creasy. Creasy is a mother who wants better accommodations for working mothers, a change that would benefit Creasy. Creasy takes selfies at a men-only Muslim march because that reminds everyone how non-racist she is, which benefits Creasy. Creasy asserts that ‘trans women are women’, which keeps her in good odour with her party’s most aggressive activists, and benefits Creasy.

However, keeping cross-dressing heterosexual men out of nurses’ changing rooms doesn’t benefit Creasy, because Creasy has never had to mop up other people’s piss, blood and vomit at work. Challenging the notion that a male basketball player becomes a girl if he says he is doesn’t benefit Creasy, who has no sporting ambitions. Speaking up against the patriarchy as practised by non-white men doesn’t benefit Creasy, who wants those selfie-opportunities. Criticising an ideological movement that persecutes, harasses and openly threatens women who don’t believe some women have penises wouldn't benefit Creasy, because she's already fully-signed up to self-id, where any man who says he's a woman must be taken at his word.

As the late Gloria Steinem said: ‘“Feminism has never been about getting a job for one woman. It's about making life more fair for women everywhere.’

Creasy the patriarchy-challenger is provably more than happy to cosy up to men and misogynist movements when it suits her public profile and career advancement, no matter the harms those men might be causing less privileged women. By Steinem’s definition, what Stella espouses is not feminism, but Creasyism, and I suggest the emblem for this brave new rights movement should be an indignant parakeet with severely ruffled feathers.

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