Temitope

Tech|Finance|@CranfieldUni @ManchesterCodes. Tweets in Pidgin and Queen’s English.

[Temitope @mrmasterise]

🥳🥳. Champions

[Temitope @mrmasterise]

I remember these pain all over again. 🤣🤣

[Daniel @coy_boy10]

@Real1_balogun We'll go all summer with rumours of Benzema,Higuain,Draxler only to sign Sanogo and Kim Kallastrom.

I thank God for my life. Chai

[Temitope @mrmasterise]

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[J R ❤️‍🔥 @ResilienceX3]

If you break 2 TVS in one year, you and your siblings will have to act drama everyday after 6:00 to keep me entertained

[Aproko Doctor Global @aproko_doctor]

There’s a Lassa fever outbreak in Nigeria and this is what you need to know to stay safe.

[Temitope @mrmasterise]

I don tire! ☺️☺️🤣🤣

[SB @seyedele]

Omo this life gan self.

Reduce salt
Reduce sugar
Cut out bread
Cut out oil
Reduce ewedu
Remove shayo
Escape poverty but don’t sit down too long
Provide for your family but sleep for 8 hours

K’Olorun ma fi isho e sho wa mehn 😥

[Temitope @mrmasterise]

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[Pharuk. @pharukdagreat]

idi ore mi lemi o fisi 😳

[Temitope @mrmasterise]

Well done bro. But, when you dey expand to Ijio? 😌😌

[Afouda Samuel @afoudasamuel]

In the year 2025, after exactly 20 years and 25 days of schooling, self-discovery, and service to mankind in the ancient city of Ibadan, it has pleased the Lord to expand the territory of this young man to the Center of Excellence!

Hello, Lagos - the god is here!

Be nice!

[Temitope @mrmasterise]

Make Liverpool dey calm down sha… For real.

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

A round-up of the stories making this morning's newspapers 📰

- Liverpool close to signing Guehi
- Chelsea offered Martinez for £42M
- Onana free to leave Man Utd on loan

[Temitope @mrmasterise]

Ogun punish una! 😂😂

[Paul Cleverlee @Paulcleverlee]

Arsenal

[Temitope @mrmasterise]

lol. Just like yesterday!

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

📅 On this day in 2007...

When Kaká dropped a masterclass at Old Trafford 🪄

[Temitope @mrmasterise]

😄😄. Gathering of the necks!

[molade Adeosun-Olojo @molade23]

Hello @some1twisted

[Temitope @mrmasterise]

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[Tomi @tomiwebstr]

antony press conference on wednesday

[Temitope @mrmasterise]

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[Depegan of Lagos 🇳🇬🇺🇸 @Mautiin01]

Pa Kasumu dey do Code Mixing for incantation 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[Temitope @mrmasterise]

Ehn ehn naw! 🌚🌚

[Olojoolatunji @Olojoolatunji1]

@mrmasterise For your mind now your small tummy is valuable..SMH

[Temitope @mrmasterise]

Lmao. Legit! This girl dey crase. 😄😄

[Cross˚ @Elkrosmediahub]

We’ve been vindicated.

Na them dey rush us🌚

[Temitope @mrmasterise]

Lmao. @arisemichael @some1twisted @lyfdrama. Good Morning brothers 🌚🌚

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 OFFICIAL: Manchester United confirm Leny Yoro is out for three months with a foot injury.

Rasmus Højlund, out for 6 weeks with a hamstring problem.

[Temitope @mrmasterise]

😄😄🥹🥹🤣

[Chidi Okereke @Chydee]

Even PESTEL no dey help again 🫠

[Temitope @mrmasterise]

So many things to unpack here. But “power” is truly transient.

[Imran Muhammad @Imranmuhdz]

“In the refinery, we did not, and I repeat, we did not collect one single incentive from the Federal Government of Nigeria or even Lagos State.

“Yes, the Lagos State gave us a good deal but we paid $100m for the land. It wasn’t free land; we paid for it.” - Dangote On the issue of monopoly.

[Temitope @mrmasterise]

😄😄😄😄😄

[Chidimma @The_Chidimma]

Even Dangote is a chef 😂😂

[Temitope @mrmasterise]

Lol. Option 1. 🌚🌚

[OluwaTomisin @arisemichael]

@mrmasterise hot white rice right? 😁