Matt

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[Matt @mrmatthew27]

@CleansedTweets 👀

[Matt @mrmatthew27]

@CleansedTweets But you can definitely do a full monty wee 😂 if ya can't remember it, I'm sure you'll find it easy enough lol.

[Matt @mrmatthew27]

@IfindWankers @grok When is the next UK General Election?

[Matt @mrmatthew27]

@CleansedTweets Here I am sending you my halloween costumes and Merry Christmas 😂 I may of been dropped on my head several times as a child.

[Matt @mrmatthew27]

@CleansedTweets and some are very airated lol its about balance.

[Matt @mrmatthew27]

@CleansedTweets Godddd, you're just trying to get in her knickers aren't you...... followed anyway, you tart. :D

[Matt @mrmatthew27]

@CleansedTweets Sounds exactly like someone who's birthday it was. Kinda sus. :D

[Matt @mrmatthew27]

@CleansedTweets GET THE FUCK OUT OF BED BITCH GO! god I love this tune :D

[Matt @mrmatthew27]

@pinkpanda_23_ Those dimensions defy physics :D oh dear haha.

[Matt @mrmatthew27]

When it's too early for Christmas but not too early to have an excuse to be abit special.

Limited edition naked tree topper of me.
You're welcome.

[Matt @mrmatthew27]

@TheNorfolkLion Your Majesty. lol

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I would like to help fund legal actions against corrupt officials who aided and abetted the rape of Britain, per the official government inquiry.

Please reply below for consideration.

[Matt @mrmatthew27]

@CleansedTweets Good lord she's back on home turf and straight to Clarksons pub 🤣 what an absolute diamond you are 👌😂.

[Matt @mrmatthew27]

RIP Ozzy, you absolute legend with humour right to the end. The world needs more Ozzys! <3

[Ozzy Osbourne @OzzyOsbourne]

It is with more sadness than mere words can convey that we have to report that our beloved Ozzy Osbourne has passed away this morning. He was with his family and surrounded by love.

We ask everyone to respect our family privacy at this time.

Sharon, Jack, Kelly, Aimee and Louis

[Matt @mrmatthew27]

@CleansedTweets @PennyBritish you hit 100k on it yet? that's why you randomly liked it again, you sly little devil haha. xD 😂

[Matt @mrmatthew27]

@CleansedTweets @PennyBritish haha Pennyyy, randomly replying to this months later just to make me watch your dancing compilation again lol cheeky. 🤣

[Matt @mrmatthew27]

@CleansedTweets You didn't invite me you silly sausage. Lol

[Matt @mrmatthew27]

@CleansedTweets so, like phoenix nights talent show auditions then? lol

[Matt @mrmatthew27]

@RoseXrp Hello there, Wife.
😂👌