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barf me a river, fart bags.

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jesus christ you're all so fucking insufferable.

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@NormSNLJokes I had to clip this one myself, because I couldn't find it online, but I love the way Conan always struggles to keep it together around norm. https://t.co/d7AqIsZTHY

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@CarterNixon i had the thought today that every time i see him, he's playing the smuggest absolute lunatic in the world. he's really good at it, but it's a weird thing to be good at.

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@CarterNixon carterman, i can't believe you haven't jumped ship for the other one yet. anyway, do you have any opinions about billy magnussen?

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@CarterNixon yeah

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@CarterNixon he was the bad guy in the roadhouse remake.

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@saloni_g did you ever watch Man Seeking Woman? I just recently did it front to back. seems like it might be something you're into.

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@saloni_g if you were going to re-watch one season of the Americans, which one would you pick?

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@KenCarman pour one out for logistics.

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@saloni_g omg omg omg Denise from TWD!!!! ❤️

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@sanjmovies what's the problem, sanjman? I'm a plumber. I'm not local to you, but I can try and point you in the right direction, and make sure you don't get taken for a ride.

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@KenCarman

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@KenCarman barb your scalloped potatoes are fucked

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This weekend I'm going to try to find out if I'm connected to the moon.

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@CarterNixon you know that Stallone thing was fake, right?

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@saloni_g this is the block where i got roundhoused hahaha jacob

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oh dip, i buried the lede. ERIC ANDRE?!

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@georgsoup Look Who's Talking Twinklage is my new chat show streaming Mondays at 9 (MT) on Pudd+. Free 30 day trial with the promo code in my bio.

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@caitiedelaney when I watch something I know you wrote on, sometimes I find myself thinking "I bet that's a Caitie Delaney joke". I don't do that with very many screenwriters. Is that parasocial?

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@timkasher gorgeous urinals, are you still kicking around here at all?