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please keep the chatter to a minimum

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Remember when Schick razors had a chance

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@dom_lucre Yes, also don’t overlook the prescient lyrics of “Get On Top” from the same album: “Gorilla. Cunt illa. Sammy D and salmonella.”

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@paulcanetti Nice brows

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@paulcanetti I’m disappointed it’s not named Stavros Canetti

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@baileymeyers @JasonSheridan

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@JasonSheridan 1991 Penn Jillette staring at his ponytail in the mirror

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@doughboyspod @bejohnce @ClaudiaODoherty Wow

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@OldSenileGuy All time greatest tweet

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@PodcastTheRide I hope it’s a full episode only about the song/music video.

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@scottgairdner Where are The Capitol Steps when you need them?

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@paulcanetti Can we be happy?

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@PodcastTheRide Stompin’ Ground. Or Jeepers. I’d imagine on par with Discovery Zone.

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@GriffLightning Also what are we talking here, Ritz crackers? Chicken in a Biskit? Club?

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@GriffLightning If someone played Brooklyn at a bar I was drinking in I would be an instant rag doll

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@PodcastTheRide Mike Love’s Haunts - a maze of scary conservative fundraisers set to the tune of kokomo

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@doughboyspod @emmaatree Finally Doughboys tackle Scantron

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@preterniadotcom Just to be clear, this isn’t Buzz Lightyear the toy. This is the figurine of the human Buzz Lightyear from the film about the origin story of the human Buzz Lightyear that the toy is based on.

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@LibbyCudmore Fozzie, is there gas in the car

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@TheNightflyWJAZ @phatcarlson

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“Lady, I know that the sky isn't clear
But it cannot rain every day of the year
You can't just be crying in your own narrative
Because we tell ourselves stories in order to live”

She nods, “Joan Didion”
I take her hand to Le Pain Quotidien